Guilty pleasures

Day 1,445, 12:08 • Published in South Africa Brazil • by Crumoet

Breaking news in...

Chubbzilla was recaptured after doing a press conference for his upcoming presidential run...


When consulting with Judge Crum Chubbzilla asked for a private meeting with the judge.



He was released shortly afterwards and all charges have been dropped.


Mr Luc Praetor was unavailable for comments as he "I have a hot date tonight".
He was seen shortly afterwards with this "lady"

Judge Crum was last seen heading to his new island home

The pilot Mr Wet flew out for some down time before his upcoming eWorld President elections


When asked about the alledged crimes of Chubbzilla VIce president elect Locutus had the following to say

President elect Had3z was unavailable for commentary. His secretary informed us that he was putting in some extra hours at the office and actualy working. As difficult as it is to believe it seems he actually was...

This is Judge Crum signing out from Island Paradice and wishing all the presidential candidates the best of luck in the upcoming elections.