Greetings from the Halls of the ADP

Day 2,495, 07:46 Published in Australia Australia by Mongoosier

Well hello everyone, particularly my friends, brothers and sisters in the ADP!

Our new Party President (PP), Sir Skillet, has wisely/ foolishly (you decide!) asked me to be the Official Spokesman for the best, the biggest, the most awesomest party in the whole of eAustralia – the mighty ADP!

So thanks, Sir S, for the honour and I hope that this additional responsibility gets me off my lazy arse and writing a few more articles...

Anyways, so what do we have planned for the ADP this month? Well, we start as always with some….

FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD

Yes, that’s right – every ADP member is eligible for a whopping 200 Q5 food EVERY WEEK to keep them fighting the good fight for Aussie.

Watch out for my article going up on Wednesday morning and ADP members just comment to receive your goodies.

Comments are usually really boring though, just “O7” or whatever which is good but not great – so try and be a bit more creative guys, yeah? 🙂

Not only that but there will multiple other opportunities to be entertained and to get free stuff along the way – we are currently developing our plan for the month and it promises to be VERY EXCITING.

More to follow on that soon.

So, if you are party-less at the moment, or you have fallen out of love with your current party then come over and sign up.

ADP has a proud record of nurturing young players and has a stated policy to introduce as many young players to the dark arts of the political arena as possible so come on over and see what all the fuss is about.

And sorry for the wall o'text - someone really needs to teach me how to make bloody images work on this thing... HUGH?!?!?

Cheers!
Mongoosier
Spokesman, ADP
Assistant Immigration Officer, ASIO