Funny Citizenship Requests [Part 6]
ubuntu21
hey ya folks,
hope you'll enjoy another series of my "Funny Citizenship Requests". I got a little busy the last days, so I wasn't able to publish it earlier. Guys, especially from eCanada, please remember this is a article in the Social interactions and entertainment-Category.
Listen to some good background music!
Mae West
Immigration Office of the United States of America
Zovani, Citizen of Serbia
"Need CS for economy reasons. I'm managing 3 Q7 weap factories for my MU"
Congressman: It's also economy reasons for us not being allied with you guys. Denied.
ramo44, Citizen of Serbia
"Help me, take me to America I really want to see the statue of liberty ."
Congressman: Here you are. No need to be eUS citizen therefor.
Immigration Office of Chile
TheDarkHeinz, Citizen of Germany
"Hi! I would like to get your CS so I can fight and work with your bonuses. No political interest at all. Thank you in advance! O>"
Congressman: How comes you got seven Congressional medals if you're not interested in politics? Furthermore bonuses = economy. Economy leads to political issues. No interest in politics you're telling me? So you can stop working at all.
wlattkouzd, Citizen of Croatia
"I can't live in India anymore, so I decided to fight for another country who actually has it's original regions and isn't part of Sirius or Asteria."
Congressman: You're not a Indian citizen anymore, so I guess your request can be denied? Thanks anyway for your offer.
Immigration Office of Poland
HULK CINZA, Citizen of Greece
"I would like to stay at your country with a citzenship, i'm brazilian... we don't have country and i can help my people with the production bonus."
Congressman: Well, right now you're a citizen of Greece and you indeed have “country“. So you probably want better bonuses? Well, you Brazilians got really nice chicks. Accepted for that!
Immigration Office of China
frederik hendrik, Citizen of Netherlands
"i would like to fight for the Finnish and to broaden my horizon"
Congressman: You should broaden you horizon by chosing the correct Immigration Office. This is the Immigration Office of China.
Immigration Office of Egypt
JanBcn, Citizen of Spain
"Hi. I would like to have egiptcian nacionality coz im from catalonia."
Congressman: Catalonia is - as you probably know – in Spain. What's the reason behind your request telling us you're from Catalonia? This really doesn't matter at all. Do you hear me saying „I was once drinking wine. Let me be president of France.“?
Immigration Office of Serbia
eMatriks, Citizen of Iran
"hi my dear freinds i would like to get your country CS because for your country i fight more than for my country
😃"
Congressman: That's good proof of loyalty for the country you're a citizen of. Denied.
Immigration Office of Japan
Inaba Tewi, Citizen of Canada
"Need faster support and through, as well as carrots お願いします"
Congressman: You don't need carrots...
Immigration Office of Canada
Congressman: Aw man, who cares? We're losers anyway.
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Comments
A new series of Funny Citizenship Requests
www.erepublik.com/de/article/2382761/1/20
Shouts & votes appreciated! Thanks a lot.
For shouting! 🙂
Chile should have accepted TheDarkHeinz!
Voted and Shouted
Thank you, sir.
Good stuff as always!
Thanks man. Appreciate that a lot.
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früher war mehr lametta
Wie bitte?
good 🙂
jaja... very good. v
Thanks
nice ones, voted!
Thank you!
Love the Brazilian one cuz they do have damn hot chicks,
but still don't trust them before you do the Crocodile Dundee test.....Lmao!!
lol. strongly voted the crocodile dundee test 😃
Immigration Office of Japan
Inaba Tewi, Citizen of Canada
"Need faster support and through, as well as carrots お願いします"
Congressman: You don't need carrots...
You missed the joke on this one, Ubuntu. The citizen is named after a rabbit character from a very popular Japanese game.
Either way, I lol'd. Voted.
Ah, I see. Thank you. It was a trap 😃
Good one bro .
Voted and subscribed
Thank you
Yeah making fun of people who come from other countries with good intentions is real funny
Go annoy someone else but me.
okay zombie
hahaha the answers to ramo44 and frederik hendrik share the Oscar!
I like the last one most 😃
i wish there would be a written answer to cs applications either accepter or rejected
Are you talking about real accepted/rejected applications? Yes, I agree.
voted
V+S 07
Good, sir
nice ones
LOL, funny stuff, great article! 😃
Thanks man
hahaha, loved french and wine story 😃
Voted.
Looking forward to part 7.
Thank you. Part 7 will take some time as I am having less time next week for watchin out for good stuff!
Plz, use your brain before you write about someone you don't know just to score some cheap votes.
People get tired of some things after a while and politics is high on the list of things you never wanna try again after you try it.
Plus, who has time for politics in 2-click mode...
Trolls will be trolls...
Calm down, bro. This is fun, you were a victim of my article. I am sorry you feel offended. But this is not stopping me to continue the series.
That's a really troll-comment to my series 😛
#100 !
i like 🙂
Thanks man!