For The Love of God think of the Children
Department of Citizen Affairs
Ladies and Gentlemen I come to you today with hat in hand. The eUSA's most valued resource needs your help. Our children are in danger. "For the love of God Think of the Children"
Our most valued resource is our new players. We have been trying to figure out new ways to get a baby boom. We know how important a population spike could be. So when we do get new players join our little world here we want to keep them in this transparent room.
Retention.
Retention is how we get back our super power status. A status that we held firmly up until a few months ago. But now with a nice cold splash of water in our face we saw who we are and we got scared. We saw our faces full of blemishes like a 16-year old virgin in high school. And we all got scared. And now a new light peaked at the end of the tunnel and we're starting to look a little bit better. We're starting to see what we can look like again. But to maintain the strength and honor that we pride ourselves on we need to think of the children. The youngsters that come into the world without a clue as to tie up their laces or fight in a war.
That’s when we, the Government, step in. We give them Mentors. We tell them here you go, here’s someone to ask all of your questions to. Here’s someone, that when you mess up, and you will, and you let your wellness drop below 40 and can’t fight, here’s someone who will go into their own pockets and give them gift so they can fight and then teach them how to maintain that high wellness through battle and proper nutrition. Here’s someone to buy you a moving ticket if you’re stuck in a state behind enemy lines.
But ladies and Gentlemen. We can’t do it on our own. We need some help. If any of you out there have ever been a mentor or been a mentee then you know how integral this program is. And how far a little bit of help can go. Now I’m not asking for much. Maybe a moving ticket or a couple of gifts. A few bucks here and there. Many of you have passed through the doors of the DoE entering as a pip squeak and walking out the other side a man. Those of you who have, know. You know what it is and why its there. So please, Im not asking for much, just a few bucks.
For the Love of God Think of the children.
Thank You for all your Help
Sam Kraus
Department of Education
We also need more mentors guys. It doesn't take too much time. Pitch in help out.
http://spreadsheets.google.com/viewform?hl=en&formkey=cDgtY3h1UEUyT1V0b0doaGJkUGtKRVE6MA>Become a Mentor
http://spreadsheets.google.com/viewform?formkey=cDgtY3h1UEUyT1V1QjctNHFyZXV6R1E6MA>Get a Mentor
Any Questions PM the Paper or Me Sam Kraus.
Also Take a peak at the DoE thread, Still Under construction
http://eusforum.com/index.php/board,8.0.html>DoE Thread In Forums
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Comments
PHUZA'D
My wellness will be below 40 soon, and I'm stuck in New Hampshire. 😛 Lovin' the game though, and attempting to bring in as many others as possible.
True that.
Voted. How much do you need?
Voted.
Voted, donated, and getting ready to ask for my third round of mentees.
When I began, the DoE was too swamped to assist me. I do not want that to be the fate of anyone else.
voted and donated.
We'd love to talk to someone at the DoE about our programs for recruiting behind enemy lines and coaching-up new players.
Mentorship Program is one of the best program of the government by far.
We don't negotiate with Terrorists XD
(had to, lol)
I just bought a company and am feeling the responsibility of a mentor. I'm surprised (I shouldn't be) at the number of players who are hurting.
Good ol' eUS DoE.
Where ya been? I've missed you..
Were back and with vengeance you've never seen associated with learning.!!
I'll mentor one player. Just send him to me!
you could use a mentor actually Zoli
This process needs to be sped up. I didn't receive my mentor until I was Level 13... and he was an L-14!
Maybe the Welcoming Messages can point people to the Welcoming Committee, Meals on Wheels, Mentorship Program, and select articles geared to help babies.
Jude
Jude, That wont be happening anymore. We are doing somethings and we'll be able to assign people their mentors with a little more speed.
He's not asking for votes, he's asking for money. And the message sounds desperate, and its not good to seems desperate. And I submitted a request for a mentor more than 24 hours ago, and still havent gotten one.
24 hours isnt long. 3 days is.