FOR HUMANITY'S SAKE, WE PLANT OUR FLAG

Day 2,757, 16:54 • Published in USA USA • by Derphoof

"The American Flag has not been planted in foreign soil to acquire more territory, but for Humanity's sake." - William McKinley (1900)

PEOPLE OF FYROM, BEHOLD YOUR SALVATION.

IT RAINS DOWN FROM THE SKY LIKE LIGHTNING FROM THE HANDS OF GOD. THE BLOOD SPLATTERED UPON YOUR FACE, MERELY THE SACRIFICE OF YOUR COMPATRIOTS AT THE ALTAR OF FREEDOM. THEY STAND UP TO LIBERATION, TO BE STRUCK DOWN BY THE HAND OF ALMIGHTY GOD ABOVE. GOD SHOWS FAVOR TO THE OPPRESSED, AND HIS FAVOR SHINES ON YOU NOW.
BEHOLD YOUR SALVATION

IT SHINES FORTH ON YOU IN THE RAGING FIRES OF THE NIGHT, SEARING INTO YOUR EYES AS THOUGH IT WERE THE SUN, ILLUMINATING ALL YOU SEE. IT BURNS AROUND YOU, RAZING THE CIVILIZATION BUILT UP BY YOUR FILTHY OPPRESSORS. AT THE GLORIOUS DAWN, YOU SHALL FEEL THE WARMTH OF DEMOCRACY AND FREEDOM UPON YOUR BEING, SAFE WITHIN THE BORDERS OF AMERICAN EMPIRE.
BEHOLD YOUR SALVATION

IT USHERS IN A NEW ERA OF PROSPERITY AND PEACE IN ALL OF FYROM. YOUR NATION SHALL RISE AGAIN UNDER THE GLORY OF PAX AMERICANA. YOUR ECONOMY SHALL SWELL, AS YOU EMBRACE YOUR BOUNTIFUL RICHES. A NEW DAWN ARISES AS YOUR SALVATION IS AT HAND.

PEOPLE OF FYROM, BEHOLD YOUR SALVATION. CLUTCH ONTO MOTHER AMERICA, WHOSE IMPERIAL EMBRACE HOLDS YOU SAFE AND WARM.

BE NOT AFRAID. WE DO THIS NOT FOR OUR BENEFIT, BUT FOR HUMANITY'S SAKE.

GLORY TO AMERICA.
GLORY TO PACIFICA.
GLORY TO THE INCORPORATED TERRITORY OF FYROM.