F***D Up Index World Review 2016

Day 3,169, 20:34 Published in USA USA by Hadrian X
Hadrian X’s F***D Up Report of Khotko’s F***D Up Index:
 
“Real gangsta-ass Nerdfighters don’t run from nothin’… ‘casue real gangsta-ass Nerdfighters can’t run fast.” 
― John Green

Greetings my fellow readers:
My name is Hadrian X, but f** me, that’s not what this evaluation is about.

For a couple of minutes now I've been relishing the idea of a project named US one-time F***ed-up Report of Khotko's F***D Up Index (FUROKFUI).

Goal 1:  summarize the positive and negative aspects of the FUI.
Goal 2:  Why there gotta be more than one goal?  Geez, get off my back already.

I should thank Khotko for doing the FUI and thanking me a couple of times in it.  Sweet.  No one else deserves my thanks.  Yui however does deserve credit for all of my success.

Methodology:
Starting from an initial score of 0 since this report did not exist until today.  Zero being a melted snickers bar dump in your pants during your own wedding and 5.0 is a twelvesome with all of the Victoria’s Secret Angels.  I just made up some numbers and threw them in.  Afterwards I wrote some stuff and this is what you're reading.

Foreign:
I don’t know anything about foreign policy.  Don’t really care.  This section might be really good.  We’ll never know.  Well, I won’t ever know.  Go back to my original thoughts.  Don’t know, don’t care.  Next question.
SCORE:  -12.0
 
Internal:
See above.  Replace foreign policy with domestic policy.
SCORE:  -12.0
 
Community:
This is where it gets good.  I get mentioned here - in a positive way, which is a first.  So bonus points there.  Yeah, media kinda sucks right now with very little content being produced, but on the plus side, Tenshibo wrote an article which is 80% him saying “୧༼ಠ益ಠ༽୨ NOW WE RIOT ୧༼ಠ益ಠ༽୨” over and over.  If there were dozens or even hundreds of articles in our media, this gem of brilliance might get lost.  Probably not, cuz, y’know?  It's Ten.  But still.  You get my drift.
SCORE:  +7.3  (+20 bonus for mentioning my name and not adding “d-bag” or “asshat” before OR after. Classy.)
 
TOTAL:  3.3 F**D Up
 
Extra Credit:
In the final section, I was mentioned again.  Woo!  \o/  (+1 bonus point)
 
Also, the pic of Khotko’s cat.  BIG WIN.  GG.  (+ 2 thumbs up & 77 bonus stars)
 
FINAL SCORE:  4.3 + 2 thumbs up & 77 bonus *’s
 
Good job Khotko!  You're my hero.  What do they call heroes in Russia?  I put it in Google translate and it came out "герой".  Not sure if that's correct or not.  Whatever.  He speaks better English than most of us, so he'll figure it out.

Anyway, you can read his thing - HERE

Also, Aramec wrote a thing about my thing about Khotko's thing. It's much better than my thing. You should definitely read it HERE

This article has been presented to you by some Russian cat: