eUK State of Media

Day 2,834, 09:42 • Published in United Kingdom United Kingdom • by HebronGazelle


Yo, yo, yo, eUK rap battle here we go,
Rapping faster than Plato rakes in the dough,
Situation stickier than King Willy after Harry's blow,
But I don't go making multi babies like I'm in an African village,
I wear protection until the job is finished,

Now the media will blow up like Malaysian airlines,
And all y'all TUP m*****f***ers can kiss my behind,
Some f***ing frantic f***er will report me for flaming,
Because I shot him with a Q7, all guns blazing,

Don't question my technique, I was born with the skill,
Coming out of rocks like Jesus on Mount Calvary hill,
I'm MoHA, Ministry of Home Affairs,
And I'm responsible for all your ho's affairs,

Someone told me dictatorship and democracy are not synonymous,
So I told him he's never seen eRepublik politics,
And now you all want me to make guides and teach them?
While you disappear for months on end with no reason?

I'm not your slave, it's not the 16th century,
You better learn quick what I do to my enemies,
Shot WayneKerr in the temple and buried him under the patio,
I did the same to Keers, BlueAndEvil and Roberto Baggio,

Remember when BigAnt crossed the line too?
I foiled him plans and dumped him in the zoo,
N*****s check him in his cage, watch him take a poo,
But when I say his name, y'all be asking "who"?

When I'm gone they'll write songs about the hero Cheetah,
Busting baddies, f***ing girlies, you won't find a repeater,
Started off using technical poetry meter,
At the same time being the number one thug, not some f***ing street sweeper,

Now you're asking "is this guy really so gangster"?
I'll tell you when I wake up and get nominated for a BAFTA...