Erepublik official language!
Black Sonia
The Erepublik Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will be the official language of the game rather than German, which was the other possibility.
As part of the negotiations, the British e-Government conceded that English spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5- month phase-in plan that would become known as "Erep-English".
In the first month, "s" will replace the soft "c".. Sertainly, this will make the sivil servants jump with joy. The hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up konfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter.
There will be growing publikenthusiasm in the sekond month when the troublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f".. This will make words like fotograf 20% shorter.
In the 3rd month, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.
E-Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always ben a deterent to akurate speling.
Also, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is disgrasful and it should go away.
By the 4th month people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with "z" and "w" with "v".
During ze fifz monz, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou" and after ziz fifz monz, ve vil hav a reil sensibl riten styl.
Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi TU understand ech oza. Ze drem of a united e-komunity vil finali kum tru.
Und efter ze fifz monz, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze forst plas.
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Ψήφος. Φοβερή αίσθηση του χιούμορ!! (ή άραγε διαίσθηση του τί μέλλει γενέσθαι;😉
Voted. Great sense of humor!! (or, should I say, great sense of what's coming??)
I wanna PH you so extremely 😛
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FQt-h753jHI
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Wuerde es nicht grossartig geworden seiin,wenn wir DAS Erepublikum auf Deutsch gespielt hatten,seien wir ein bissschen zivilisierter mit der Ortographie umgegangen gehabt,anstatt auseinandervorbeigefahren gehabt??Tsssss?!
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Don't drink&eRep, kleine Strumpfhose!
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Oh god that was funny... *wipes away a tear*
Very old joke with an Erep twist. Nice one.
Inkredibl. I vant mor.
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v nice 🙂
well the last stuff certainly looks like something i have seen in my friendsfeed... it doesn't look like german (even though it might sound like a german speaking english)
here the best german-english quality by grandmaster Oettinger http://tinyurl.com/ocjo7bn
but i think his english is better to understand than some other accents...
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Nice one o7
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