Engineer Vs Doctor

Day 3,063, 11:36 • Published in Portugal Portugal • by Junaidatullah Alfathonah

Hello friends
Need a slice of humor? here is it.


An Engineer was unemployed for a long time. He could not find a job so he opened a medical clinic and puts a sign up outside: “Get your treatment for €500, if not treated get back €1,000.”
One Doctor thinks this is a good opportunity to earn €1,000 and goes to his clinic.
Doctor: “I have lost taste in my mouth.”
Engineer: “Nurse, please bring medicine from box 22 and put 3 drops in the patient’s mouth.”

Doctor: “This is Gasoline!”
Engineer: “Congratulations! You’ve got your taste back. That will be €500.”

The Doctor gets annoyed and goes back after a couple of days later to recover his money.
Doctor: “I have lost my memory, I cannot remember anything.”
Engineer: “Nurse, please bring medicine from box 22 and put 3 drops in the patient’s mouth.”

Doctor: “But that is Gasoline!”
Engineer: “Congratulations! You’ve got your memory back. That will be €500.”

The Doctor leaves angrily and comes back after several more days.
Doctor: “My eyesight has become weak.”
Engineer: “Well, I don’t have any medicine for this. Take this €1,000.”

Doctor: “But this is €500…”
Engineer: “Congratulations! You got your vision back! That will be €500.”


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