Election Day News

Day 1,143, 12:37 • Published in South Africa South Africa • by OKayOK


The elections drew to a close this morning at 00:00 eRep time. The Independent Electoral Committee (IEC) headed up by a full staff of Romanians deliberated for the following hours and Grimstone was announced as the clear winner.

The Pink Ranger
As the newly elected President was escorted to his motorcade by Tronyx and Zamrg (Wielding sub-machine guns) a pink Power ranger was spotted hurling insults at Grimstone. Zamrg took a pot-shot and the intruder but was blinded the pinkness of his outfit and missed. The Ranger was spotted retreating into CEP headquarters and has not been spotted since.

Passport rejection
In a fit of rage Rody applied for a visa from Brazil and had his application rejected. Rody was seen drinking his sorrows away and smoking a fag. He refused to comment, but did mumble something about “the bloody elite”. No-one is really certain what he meant.

Rage Management
Tenshibo recently booked himself into a clinic aptly calle😛 For People Who Have Big F**king Issues (FPWHBFI) and has started counseling for rage management. FPWHBFI staff indicated that he is one of the worst cases that they have ever treated but are confident of a positive outcome.
When asked to comment of the election outcome he said he was really not too phased and smiled at the reporter in a very kind way.

Note:
This is just for laughs, don’t take it seriously