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Disco Musolini
Greetings all!
This past month has seen Disco Musolini, champion of our Dear Nebraska, return to the hallowed, halls of Congress. After the post-election day victory party and accompanying hangover, Disco got down and dirty into all of the terribly important Congressional work, including:
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-Singlehandedly ensuring the December budget was voted upon and passed!
-Not using a single Citizenship approval!
-Thwarting the foolhardy move to anoint a stapler as mascot of Congress!
-Slaying disgusting double Spaniards on the fields of battle!
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Disco has pledged even more of the same excellence this coming month and as a special New Year’s Resolution, he will accept an Elite Citizen Award during the coming term. Do yourself a favor during this holiday season and give yourself the gift that keeps on giving by voting for Disco Musolini!
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