Dio is DEAD! Astraus new eReligion of the GODS!!!
Day 2,519, 20:58
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by nick.bergman
In recent days there has been talk of ereligions. From this a new one has been born. Astraus are you tired of this one god pandering? Why worship one when you have many to control the powers at be. Punish those who would do wrong. Astraus is based on Norse Paganism. There are openings for others that have proven their worth to become one of the gods. There are currently 2 right now. You must prove you have what it takes. Oh and one last though piss off Dio Brando!
Odin-The all father of the gods.
AbrahanLincoln(DLS)
Thor-Protector of emen and ewomen from spite of other gods.
nick.bergman
Loki-basically the bad god creates strife and pain if you want to piss us off.
DMJohnston
Tyr-War and Justice BAMF
Sle7en
Baldr-Purity and Light to ensure you can find Valhalla once you fall off.
WookyJack
Frigg/Skaoi/Freyr/Heimdallr/Njoror/Iounn and many others also need evessels for them to emobdy.
Live Astraus. Praise the GODS! The true eGODS. I sacrifice this herd of cattle for the growth of Astraus
This has been my message from the clouds believe.
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SACRIFICE IN THY HONOR!
Your religion is barbaric. It therefore has some merit. o7
😉
I will see the valiant and welcome them into the Halls of Valhalla!
Only e-god is Roto!
your not really on top of things are you.
Dio Dio Dio.
Its just what we've always done.
Time for a change....Deism is the New Religion; because we believe anything is possible!
Your stoopid n ur rong.
Why have 1 God when you can haz all these?
You are dumb.
How dare people have fun in this game how dare we!
Man, if I had a Gold bar for every time I heard you say that to another player, I would have a half dozen Q7 Tank factories.
you are an oldfgt, get with it pfeiffer
You are the most negative citizen I know, you must always belittle citizens; grow a pair and write an article on anything of importance.
you're slipping, old man... where's that spark-- nay, where's that intense white heat we've all come to know and (not) love..?
You think this warrants a more substantive response? This kid is just recycling the same crap with which everyone since the peak of Dioism have tried to replace the One True Faith.
you're right (as always, of course).
I've noticed of late that your snappy retorts have been quite subdued. I even imagined you might have some stock answers set up as keyboard hotkeys-- for the exact reason you cited, today's boneheads really don't merit the effort to properly burn them.
Nah, I type them out every time.
SACRIFICE IN HONOR....\o/
Baldr! SACRIFICE IN HONOR....\o/
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Who I thought of as Odin All Father: http://www.erepublik.com/en/citizen/profile/5040218
Who I thought of as Thor (don't know why...): http://www.erepublik.com/em/citizen/profile/2657768
They are not Astraus we are Astraus sacrifice in Honor!
Honour*
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You know not what you do.
We are gods you are but one
Dio Muerto
Dio is the only true God
Za warudo
Dio Brando's true beliefs have been distorted beyond recognition.
http://wiki.erepublik.com/index.php/Dio_Brando
http://wiki.erepublik.com/index.php/Book_of_Dio
Ehh. Looks like you didn't base this on Norse paganism, you literally just picked up some guys and said they're avatars of Norse gods.
I'm not sold 😛
Can I be Fenrir
\o/
Cool story bro
So many eBrothers as Gods ... I support this fully 🙂
who cares
forced meme is forced OP is a faggot
Dio Dio Dio
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OP is a pig disgusting double spaniard.
You are retarded and so is your fake religion.
not a fan of eReligions, and definitely not keen on Dioism... but this is one of the most lame attempts in eHistory to start one.
It's like they didn't even try.
Wow. As a Swede and Norse I am deeply offended by this. Deeply.
Sounds like a stupid attempt to inflate you and your equally stupid friends egos. Get bent.
The negativity feeds our cause
To quote a great man:
"The problem with today’s world is that everyone believes they have the right to express their opinion AND have others listen to it. The correct statement of individual rights is that everyone has the right to an opinion, but crucially, that opinion can be roundly ignored and even made fun of, particularly if it is demonstrably nonsense!"
Your supposed cause is idiotic, and is the ebola ladden shit in the mouth of this game's dying breaths. Enjoy the smell.
Whatever you makes you sleep better at night. There's lots of quotes out there. Great men would be based on opinion. This also means you'd rather quote someone else than come up with an original thought on your own. Jog on and enjoy your day.
>"you'd rather quote someone else than come up with an original thought on your own"
>steals entire basis for eReligion from Norse mythology
mmk buddy, sure
As you said. "Whatever you makes you sleep better at night." 😁 Getting a little heated there, or is that the way the kids talk these days?