Dictatorship For America
Day 2,722, 10:10
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by Gnilraps
Picking Up After You (Mandatory listening)
Day 2722 of the New World
May 4, 2015
In his recent campaign article titled, "Wooky Jack for Country President: No Dictatorships for America”, Presidential hopeful WJ promises to dissolve our Congressionally approved Dictatorship protocol. As such, WJ has essentially announced his opposition to Congress, our Constitution, and the corporate will of America.
And so, if WJ wins the Presidency, and if he keeps his promise to oppose the constitution and Congress, I promise to fight to reinstate the Dictatorship.
I'll even lead the coup if need be.
I have substantial resources and support to lead the revolution against a rogue WJ presidency, and I will bring them all to bear.
So do not fear, America, your precious Dictatorship is secure.
Gnilraps
P.S. It would be much easier for me if you'd just vote for Trekker.
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Dictatorship for America
http://www.erepublik.com/en/article/2521479/1/20
I support a dictatorship to remove the dictatorship. 100%.
ohwai-
So you are saying you will go against the electoral "will of America" to claim power for yourself?
I am sure I am saying whatever you say I am saying because that is what you will say I am saying anyway.
You CLEARLY say it in your article.
"if WJ wins... I'll even lead the coup"
Shame on you, Gnilraps. Shame!
Utter shame and rancor!!~
o/
Don't think it needed to make a big thing out of this. It's extremely unlikely he will win with his current endorsements, and even then I believe it is more an expression of his sentiment than an actual direct move against our dictatorship.
>fun
I havent had fun since the times where you were in SF.
Since we're making outrageous statements - America you can rest assured that I will spend every penny, nickel, gold, CC, EB, tank, food, and booster I have to prevent an illegal Gnilraps dictatorship.
PS I have more money than him.
I have more money than you.
That's unlikely Garmr. Unless you nail down that heiress.
OOOOO BATTLE OF THE WALLETS 🙂
And eRep company wins! lol.
I've just won the lottery. I definitely have more money than you 😁)
http://i.imgur.com/c0IHLq2.gif
xD
Since everybody is making claims in this comment section now.... I promise that if I am somehow magically made dictator that I will give everyone a free puppy, a life-time supply of Snapple, cocaine, a million dollars, and eternal happiness.
diet half and half snapple for life?
What ever you want baby. 😉
http://i2.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/270/623/337.gif
... #FROST4DICTATOR!!!!
Snapple and puppies for all!!!
Josh you should run on that platform!
It's as good as what everyone else is running on and probably more likely to happen.
Josh Frost, bringing back all the best parts of the 1980s!
Exactly Sweet Drinker!!!
I'll vote for that till it gives me a heart-attack!
My cat won't tolerate a puppy in the house, but I'm liking the platform otherwise.
No hookers?
For you, I'll throw in hookers!!
Where there is Coke, there will be hookers.
That's basic 80's chemistry
I have something better than all of that 😁😁^ put together, and no one will be getting it unless Trekker is reElected our Green CP
Some people play to win. Some people play, because it's fun.
If I become PotUS; I'm going to Disney Land.
If I become PotUS, I'll e-legalize weed in all states.
If I become PotUS, I'll... eh, nevermind... I don't think any of you could con me into doing that anyway.
Amen, brother!
*sigh*
o7
So...if the eAmerican people elect the guy who says he will pull down the dictatorship wouldn't you say that ending the dictatorship is the "corporate will of America"?
If wookie wants to remove the dictatorship, he will have to do so through the same body that established it in the first place.
WHALES!
WHALES EVERYWHERE!
Last one out turn the light off please.
You know, we should probably both make outlandish promises in this section too. So we are in the cool club. But then again, when have we ever cared about being cool? 🙂
You are the most outrageous, unfair, cruel dictator EVAR!!! DOWN WITH THE MAD KING TYRANT LIZARD!!!
My first executive order will be to make sure you feel my wrath! Floggings and tarrings for EVERYONE!!!
Not sure if you're trolling or serious, but if I wanted to get rid of Dictator wouldn't I just start a CW and bypass the democratic system, then Open a dictatorship battle?
100% trolling.
I took 30 seconds to write this.
haha ok, at first I was like 'trolling!!!!' but then was like "trolling?" xp