Daily Agony - The Voice

Day 1,397, 17:37 • Published in South Africa Australia • by Don Vin

Exposed Agony - MR WET


We all know that Mr Wet Loves money, today we will reveal how he found this new love

Mr Wet was walking along a lonely beach. Suddenly he hears a deep deep male voice: DIG!

He looks aroun😛 nobody's there. "I am having hallucinations, or is it the weed i took from Nickerball" he thinks. Then he hears the voice again: I SAID, DIG !


So he starts to dig in the sand with his bare hands, and after a bit, he finds a small chest with a rusty lock.

The deep voice says: OPEN!

Ok, Mr Wet thinks, let's open the thing. He finds a rock with which to break the lock, and when the chest is finally open, he sees a lot of gold coins.

The deep voice says: TO THE CASINO!

Well, the casino is only a few miles away, so Mr Wet takes the chest and walks to the casino.

The deep voice says: ROULETTE!

So he changes all the gold into a huge pile of roulette tokens and goes to one of the tables where the players among them Mashaka Kulala gaze at him with disbelief.

The deep voice says: 27!

WET takes the whole pile and drops it at the 27. The table nearly bursts. Everybody is quiet when the croupier throws the ball.

The ball stays at the 26.

The deep voice says: OOPS! DAAAAAAaaaAAAAMNIT




That my friends is how Mr. Wet Developed his love for loot His trying to get back at the voice, the very deep deep male voice

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