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Shiloh DeGreat a local farmer is sitting in the neighborhood bar getting soused. Oprah Winfrey comes in and asks Shiloh, "Hey, why are you sitting here on this beautiful day getting drunk?"

"Some things you just can't explain," Shiloh DeGreat replies.
"So what happened that is so horrible?" Oprah Winfrey inquires.

"Well if you must know, today I was sitting by my cow milking her," Shiloh DeGreat begins. "Just as I got the bucket about full, she took her left leg and kicked it over."

"That's not so bad, what's the big deal?" Oprah Winfrey asks.
"Some things you just can't explain," Shiloh DeGreat says.

"So then what happened?" Oprah Winfrey asks.

"I took her left leg and tied it to the post on the left with some rope," Shiloh DeGreat continues. "Then I sat down and continued to milk her. Just as I got the bucket about full she took her right leg and kicked it over."

"Again?" Oprah Winfrey asks.
"Something's ya just can't explain," Shiloh DeGreat repeats.
"So, what did you do then?" Oprah Winfrey asks.

"I took her right leg and tied it to the post on the right," Shiloh DeGreat explains.
"So then what did you do?" Oprah Winfrey asks.
"I sat back down and continued to milk her, and just as I got the bucket just about full, the stupid cow knocks over the bucket with her tail," Shiloh DeGreat says.

"Wow you must have been pretty upset!" Oprah Winfrey says.
"Some things you just can't explain," Shiloh DeGreat says again.
"So then what did you do?" Oprah Winfrey asks.

"Well I didn't have any more rope, so I took off my belt and tied her tail to the rafter," the Shiloh DeGreat says. "In that moment, my pants fell down and my wife walked in. Like I said, some things you just can't explain."




i would like now to state that the real life elections that kept me offline are over and we were victorious for the first tym ONE ZAMBIA ONE NATION
agony is telling this to eSA and not eZambia