Countdown to Parliamentary Elections & Belgium
Day 2,742, 07:55
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by Colin ChipPhilfer Brown
Countdown to Parliamentary Elections & Belgium
Yes, it's me again!
Yep, the expletive word has written yet another article. This time I am putting two subjects (yeah, I know, just blew your mind with the 2 for 1 deal) in this article because simply I can’t be bothered to write two separate pieces. Welcome to the world of lazy journalism!
Just how I roll.
Belgium
Early Saturday morning when this reporter was looking at the clock and said "Too early" and rolled over and went back to sleep, the Battle of Flanders began. The eUK backed up its words that Montenegro’s attack of Belgium to celebrate their Independence Day by robbing another nation theirs was not on. So the UK did its Moses impression, donned its robes, parted the English Channel, marched across and demanded Montenegro “Let the people go”. The campaign in Flanders didn’t end until the early hours of Sunday morning with a British victory. Even this reporter was in Flanders yesterday casting an eye of proceedings and occasionally put his camera down and pulled out a bazooka to inflict some damage. Judging by the amount of contracts being offered on the Montenegro’s side they were certainly looking to hold the region by trying to entice mercenaries to fight on their side. But eUK and its allies won the day in the end. Admittedly Flanders is now in our control but they may be just a technicality which will resolved in due course or alternatively could be part of a grand Machiavellian (word of the day) scheme which you would have to admire.
Flanders yesterday. We need to upgrade our military.
Congress Elections
Tomorrow the polls open and citizens of eUK who are eligible to vote get to decide how the House of Commons looks in a political sense (apparently we aren’t allowed to decorate something about historical building). So as an independent publication if you are eligible to vote then do so, even if you are not a part of a political organisation, vote, because you can’t take the high ground about how badly a country is run if you don’t participate in the system.
Not sure a blank piece of paper counts as a vote.
The usual rubbish
Time for me to go, hope you have enjoyed the article. Please comment, subscribe, etc and please do comment as I do things wrong and backwards I am looking for 25 comments from different people. There is a good reason for this and not just to inflate my ego. There is no GIF in this article and you will be like...
No GIF today... Oh wait!
P.S. Just for fun. Name the TV show the GIF is from to feel smug and to knock it up a notch in the smugness scale name the episode. Please post your answer in the comments section.
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Nice article again! o7
You say it's machiavellian?
Don't ask what my vhost on IRC is, you'll start a conspiracy
lol. had to get a use of that word somewhere in an article its a great word. Certainly don't think its machiavellian as there is no evidence of that just decided to miss out the middle ground in the article. If I was to start a conspiracy paper I would have called it "The Lone Gunmen".
Then again there won't be any evidence or it wouldn't be Machiavellian...hmmmm
He knows too much
OMG the men in black are already at my door lol
Another great article Colin.Keep going on !!!.
Cheers. I will keep writing as long as I think people read them. It would be nice if I actually knew how many people actually look at the article as I only see the people you decide to comment, vote, endorse and of course people who subscribe
I'm still here. \o/
lol. Purely on that basis I will continue the publication.
The gif you used is from Supernatural 4.05 Monster Movie
Winner Winner Chicken Dinner. Also extra points for season and episode number.
thanks