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CHIEF BURNING RABBIT

Day 2,793, 14:13 • Published in Netherlands China

• by SKYJACKED

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North America, few hundred years ago.

An old Indian Chief Burning Rabbit is over seeing his people, smoking a pipe.
Breathes in, breathes out.

His son comes up to him: Daddy, I have a question.

Well, what is it?

Why do we have such long names?
Yankees, for example, have much shorter ones - John, Simon, Nicolas and similar.

Our names come from nature son.
When your mother was born, there was a wonderful dew, so that is why she is called Fresh Dew.
When your sister was born, there was a brilliant sunset.
So that why she got the name Red Sunset.
So, do you have any more questions, F***ing Bison?