Chat with a Cat

Day 3,875, 10:15 • Published in USA USA • by MazzyCat

Hello my wonderful WTP’ers! As you know I reached out to each of you not to terribly long ago, and I had so much fun chatting with you all. I learned a bit about each of you. Which led me to realize that WTP is not the “dead” party people like to claim it is, but instead it’s a party of people who want to avoid the BS our nation tends to magically make. Instead you guys want to enjoy what’s left of the game. So I shall bring you a bit of fun. It’s been.. A fair bit of time since I’ve written an article, but here we go!



Chat with a Cat.

This is a simple little thing I thought of the other day during a sleep deprived and energy drink fueled moment. Ask me ANYTHING. Seriously - Anything. I promise to answer every, single, question put before me. And to top it off. I’ll even set up a form so you can ask me the questions ANONYMOUSLY. That’s right - Anything you want, and no one will ever know it’s you.



A few sample questions a few of you might recognize!

Q: What’s the best thing to do with a zucchini?
A: Throw it away!!!

Q: What's the most important factor when purchasing a Persian rug?
A: Where the wool it is made from came from!

Q: What set of items could you buy that would make the cashier the most uncomfortable?
A: Numbing cream, bolt cutters and zip ties.

Q: who will win the soccer world cup ?
A: Whoever does the appropriate number of jump kick combo thingies.


So run, run as fast as you can! Ask me the hard questions, the confusing questions. Just follow Chat with a Cat to ask away! Answer will be compiled in a follow up article - for like... FOREVER AND EVER! 😮





PS: Heck yes this is open to EVERYONE.