Champinator for OOPS PP!

Day 1,882, 18:18 Published in South Africa USA by Champinator

If you get a slight chuckle from my title then you are welcome. That was a complete coincidence, but you can go ahead and think it was me being witty.

Alas, I shall be trying to commandeer this party of mine. I've been a Party President four times. That was back when party politics meant something. It seems now as if party politics are essentially gone except for having to vote for a party for congress (which is bullshit). This means the bigger parties win; end of story. Therefore I will make it a goal of mine to get OOPS many more new members. Whether it be bribing them, blackmailing them, sexting them, I don't know; but it will get done. Furthermore, we will produce a Country President. The great parties I was fortunate to lead in the past had great traditions of breeding great leaders. Almost every member of those parties was involved in some way. I will make it my duty to get active OOPS members in positions to succeed and lead.

Anyways, thank you for your time. I know I haven't been back very long, but I wish to stay and make this party matter. Vote Champinator.