Candidate for eCyprus Presidency (March 2016)
yigitoglu
Kurdish/کوردی
lo hala wala zara qloo xxaxjdbajbda
English/Ingilizce
Dear Cypriots,
As you know (or maybe you don't) I am a candidate for presidency for our homeland Cyprus. Before I start talking bullshit I really want to thank every each of you who support me and spend your time to answer my messages. Thank you everybody for believing in me.
First of all this term our cabinet will be something like;
Prime Minister: xam xam
Minister of Defense: Mithrantir and The Riper
Minister of Foreign Affairs:
TheSymbolist and Aggelos and and 1 more person to our Seniors educate JustFD (his real name is Feridun)
Governor: Kypriosel
Minister of Education: Ms.Maya
[GiB]:
tayyarters
(for any last time changes please feel free to leave a message to my answering machine)
As temperature in our region is high, I will not say anything about it right now but our current MPP's are fine. We always look forward to work with friends who understand the term "MPP"!
For the same reason we will keep our energy and currency ready
🙂
To be honest, We will not feed any baby for anything in this term. Our efforts to keep babies fed with clean diaper is hard and costly and as my secretary at N.U.O.(ABY) created a report about what was the return of this expenses? I assure you not much...
At the same time if our Governor and MOE want to work on it, I have some issues to work on; which we will be discussing if I am ever elected.
I hope the best will occur for our island and Freedom, Prosperity, Glory, Future for eCypriots.
HAIL!
Mongolian/Jewish/Turkish/Pakistani etc...
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hep destek, tam destek kamki xd
pirinç
Successfully transferred 300 food kanka
good luck
Başarılar!
festoz'a oy vermeyin. En son festoz'a oy veren çocuğun rüyasına cinniler girmiş, sabah bıçaklanmış bulunmuş.
oyle soyleme 3 harfli de
uuuu taylandlı kankim başkanlığa aday olmuş xdxd
ladyboy resimleri atsaydın panpa sen daha uygun olurdu xdxd
şimdi düşündümde belkide ladyboylar amk
aslinda ben aday olmadim biliyorsun halkin iradesi uzun adam dedi 🙁
interesting
&
what you will do for the immigration problem ?
almost 2000000 slovenians and other balkan gypsies are waiting in the shores of yunanistan and turkey to pass into our europian island
we accept them ?
or sent them back ?
will turkey block the port of Tasucu ?
we are already granting them free ferry to turkiye or yunanistan. at this economic crisis its the best we can do for our brothers who in need of our help as a nation.
thank you 🙂 when will you know what is really going on you will be glad that we are here 🙂
yiğitoglu askerleriyik hüloğğğğğğğğğğ . amına korug başkaaaaaaaaaan .
neyse başarılar knki 😃 oyum sana koyum sana
kaave & küllük ..
muju..
GiB = Gay in Breakfeast, right??
gay'S'
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viva la ladyboys
ladyboy united
hiç bir şey anlamadım ama önemli bir şey demişsin gibi
o7
you are the only one who translates events of this game to turkish from english. 🙁
SHAME
SHAME
SHAME
I would give full support and vote you but xam xam as Prime Minister?
:/
xam xam is my girl
https://youtu.be/ueptJlYwka0
xd
that night we met and they must have drugged me or something. we are fine since then. but hizber bites sometimes.
I am pretty sure dear cypriot friends don't want a racist president.
Best regards
gtfo
\O/
Gerizekalı
sagol askim
xoxoxo
Good luck panpa
voted it
Feels pretty gay, but damn, let's do this! yigitoglu for president!
Although I'm a bit disappointed that Rauf isn't in your cabinet :/ Cause I was pretty sure Rauf was in the closet (=cabinet)!
http://static.fjcdn.com/pictures/Surprise_27e27a_982725.jpg
I don't know bro, this is pretty nasty too! 😮
http://i.imgur.com/dMZvEOw.gif
That footage was taken from eCyprus president house security camera archives
strange fantasies you keep in your archives : )
😃D
I think that is more Rauf style stuff! 😉
how do you know it?
do u watch him under the shower? : o
I just feel like that's something he'd like 😉 Whether he admits it or not 😉
would you force yourself into him? : 0
Of course not!! No matter how hot Rauf is, I don't penetrate guys! Never
I meant 'force him into his mind' : (
why are you so obsessed with gay seks like all the time?? : ((
I've spent too much time around Rauf! 😮
http://cdn.someecards.com/someecards/usercards/1311039281603_320022.png
just too much preliminaries
you have to take the plunge
Tell shoot! WE SHOOT, Tell die ! WE DİE. AUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
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