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Greetings Ladies and Gentlemen,
As you know the Canadian troops have already embarked on our Glorious Shqip Colonies and things are pretty serious, to lighten up the mood I will introduce you now to our Canadian enemy Army:

First of all before getting to know their types of troops, lets quickly mention some of their special abilities we got to be aware and take care of such as their famous:


They also have tamed wild beasts which are still savages towards the enemy ranks, gentlemen try to avoid these fearsome creatures:

Now lets get familiar with their military,

1. Their Basic infantry consists of THE ROOKIES:

CAUTION: ENEMY TROOPS MAY OR MAY NOT POSSESS EXPLOSIVE BUTT PLUGS, HELMETS ARE COMPULSORY.

2. Their Heavy infantry consists of their LUMBERJACK SOLDIERS:


3. Last and not least, Gentlemen... noone will judge you if you drop your weapons and flee from the sight of these guys here, their ELITE INFANTRY(QUEENSGUARD):



Other fearsome units of theirs which we have to keep in mind are Air Units such as these:



Do not show surprise if you see manual weaponry attached such as this




We can also engage their naval units, be prepared for the likes of these:

And their naval mothership!



However Gentlemen, these hardly mean anything, these squads which we'll face will only serve as a decoy and a distraction, for their most terrible unit which we must face in open battle is their terrifying Empress, the Creature which every Canadian breeds with in order for her to lay her eggs (She lays 5 billion eggs in 24h, our intelligence unit reported). Their Mother and Ruler. We have to be brave, for if we loose than she will lay her eggs in our colonies too, I present you...... THE QUEEN

-WARNING, THE FOLLOWING IMAGE IS WHAT SOME OF THE AUDIENCE MAY CONSIDER TOO GRAPHIC, PARENTAL ADMISSION IS ADVISED-

JUSTIN F*CKING BIEBER!


Now get back to your positions for we must fight hard against these vile creatures! HAIL ETHNIC ALBANIA!


-RemainingIllyrians