Can you handle The Rylde's 20 questions?

Day 2,602, 21:55 • Published in Canada Canada • by Rylde


I'm been doing a lot of nothing lately in game since my last stink of spending the treasury as CP.

I did zero as an advisor to Dill for his term as CP. It was X-mas season and I wans't gonna be my warmonger or big spender of old to turn any tides.

I had this grand plan of saving up all my resources and fighting only in CO battles to see how much I could make until my next presidency.

Then I drank some beer and wanted some Irish mayo and I'm broke in game again.

Anyways what I'm saying is as a long time member of the community I feel I should do something to keep fools logging in. Even if it is my sense of garbage funny.

Acacia is making a comeback and although I'm never be in the writers guild of old I can attempt to write.

I have to do something besides being CP and flushing us down the toilet in the name of fun.

Random little known fact
When I became CP a few months ago Flashgun wanted me to run CO's outta Cordis Die instead of Ryldes whorehouse. As I always retired from Cordis to run CO's from the whorehouse as CP. Flashgun is awesome and he bitches at everyone to change there avatars besides me.

Other Little known fact
After leaving 50k cc in Ryldes whorehouse and giving it in trust to DMV. He supposedly used the money for my wars I hope. I only say hope as he taunted me with the keeping of the whorehouse MU and name change to suit his needs. Steal an MU steal 50k cc who's to say.

Guess he was trying to make Rylde SUFFER.

Sometimes when I'm good and drunk I miss the whorehouse placing those CO's of glory. I misses em.



Now after my usual drunken ramble of nothing that had to do with the actual article.

We all know I just like witnessing my bad gramma and all.

I'm considered one of the long time low brow members of this community. I say that as an 8 time CP knowing I'm not the smartest guy around here. I have the writing skills of a gnat. I don't talk good or make a lot of this work unless I go all captain VISA or captain hand in hat.

But goddammit I like to drink a case of beer get drunk, smoke cigs and write.

That's prolly what this is to be honest.

drunken writing. or rambling.

Time to make a series of something to keep me involved as I'm getting bored.



Easy game I have going here. You subject yourself to any 20 questions I have to ask.

For every question you answer truthfully you get 100cc.

For every question you abstain from you get a minus 200cc.

For every question I deem you a liar of you get minus 400cc.

For every question I deem you a liar of we ask the players to pass judgement on your honesty with a saint or bullsh*tter vote in a follow up article. If you win the vote you get 800cc.

All and everything will be asked RL and in game.

Looking for volunteers to take a walk through my gauntlet.

Must be eCanadian or a foreign obvious servant of the nation.

Remember what they say



Any woman that would dare face off against me get 300cc per question answered.



This is a truth or Dare even loud mouthed delusional Oinyo would turn down.