Calling ALL Bros

Day 1,377, 20:57 Published in USA USA by Bucephalus92

Welcome peeps, to the Bro paper, the one and only erep paper where you can find Bro tips, Gorgeous Woman, Funny jokes, international news analysis, puns, and me...Buce.

Just to start things off


its true you know

Moving on I want to advocate for a few things that everyone should be doing
-Joining a military unit
-helping out your ebro
-Helping to pass the knowledge you have gained from playing erep down onto the newbies

By joining a fully functional MU (military unit) you not only get to meet new people but those new people are helping supply you with the weapons or food you need to deal out more damaage and rank up and the more you fight and rank up the more you help our country and alliance as a whole. Now I know that some players like the idea of being a lone wolf but take it from me, someone who really hasnt gotten involved in...well pretty much anything, joining a military unit will only enhance your stay here in erepublik. If your not sure which military unit you should join just check the profile of the MU and find one that suits you, Personally I went with the helljumpers MU since they seemed cool, their name was an awesome referance, and it was lead by the efamous Sir Valaro Volcrum.

Helping out your ebro is even more important than joining a military unit, this is because without our ebros we would be lost. I started playing this game in the middle of WWIII when the name of the game was forcing Hungary out of its last American and Canadian regions. The scale of those battles was simply epic as huge walls were built up and torn down in the space of few minutes as the tanks of all countries fought for resources and national pride on the slopes and plains of Manitoba, Washington, and Saskatchewan. I also remember that none of this would have been possible without the help of our bros, in particular I remember there being so many Croatian avatars that it seemed as if the whole broation nation had come to bat for us. It was that kind of selfless brotherhood which sealed the deal between our two countries and ensured that neither of us would ever be without someone to lean on when we needed that, that is why I have gladly fought for our broation friends and would gladly do so again.

A lot of erep may seem simple but consider how little of it you first knew when you were an ebaby, when I was an ebabe I remember picking where I lived based on my home state, this may not seem so bad now but this was back in the day of impregnable fortress states where countries tried to consolidate their people in their most important region to make it difficult to attackand very costly just to attack. The faster we get today’s ebabies up to speed the sooner we can get them dealing damage where it counts, for our ebrothers and against our enemies.

Hope you enjoyed the first addition of the bro paper please vote it up! You can expect another issue…at some point depends how much Greek literature I have to read for one of my college classes : ( lets hope this college professors not a noob eh?

Holy smokes just remembered that gorgeous women bit I put at the top I better come through with that promise...


P.S. how in the blazes do you tab your stupid paragraphs?