Cabinet List
Nicky6Fingers
First let me introduce you too my Deputy CP!!!
Thats right! i pick Binda too be my deputy CP, now you may all be wondering to yourselves. "self why is he picking Binda?". Well that's simple, everyone talks about how she is power-hungry,manipulative,arrogant,brash,loathing,hateful,spiteful and just a generally not very nice girl. Well the way to deal with that is too stroke her ego by making her a positions that has absolutely 0 in-game functions. Thereby pleasing her/making her totally irrelevant at the same time, talk about hitting 2 birds with 1 stone!
Next I would like too introduce you too my Minister of Education!
I choose Icetek to be the MoE, after all who knows how to educate the new citizens more than the person who created them all!
Next is Minister of Finance
Yes i know what you are all thinking "Nick you cant be both its too much of a burden" don't worry my friends i am willing to carry this heavy burden for the sake of your finances! I am the only person i trust with all of your money and gold....mmm....gold...
Minister of Offense
If you were Indo, would you mess with this guy?
Minister of immigration
In his short time her Buzz had shown us that he is the core of what a bad immigration system can do, therefore i have called upon him to make sure such a abomination of judgement never happen again. I have looked and there appears o be no law saying that the MoI has to be a Australian citizen. he will also be the one collecting the gold and will transfer to the RBA at the end of the term, its ok he promised.
We call that a CP Powerplay
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Minister of Foreign Affairs
Now since this man has come here i have been told he is a old player, who seems to know EVERYONE in the game. So i think it is about tome for him to step up to the plate. having known everybody who has ever played this game i think he will find his role relatively easy to manage. After all it only requires talking which he has proven quite adept at.
So there you have it, this is the team that will lead Australia into a more brighter future than the current administration ever could. I only wish i could have brought the A-Team together before this months elections
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Comments
Realy?looooooooooooooooooooooooooooooollllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
IDK if the last nine of my part is an insult or a compliment...
holy shit im on the floor crying about that entire paragraph about binda.
plus the icetek line was classic too
magnificently done!!!
What was so classic about it?
I'm afraid ice, only people who aren't arrogant.....so......you'll never understand 😛
Tim and James, you 2 are my best minions on eREP. Dont give up bro's!
Thank you for making me feel higher then you then i already em. I guess James, you will never understand 🙂
lol delusions of grandeur.
whatever you say icey
yer...I'm happy to serve a guy that people hate.....but thats only cause I get free mony!🙂
You know it 🙂
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so disappointed I never got a place in this cabinate 😛
hahahahahahahahahaa......this is good...u got my sub
awesome, laughed at all of these describtions
Not enough Quimbie.
MARQUIS ANDRAS IS MY BOY. GET ER' DONE.