BREAKING NEWS: Josh Whitehead pronounced dead
Day 2,555, 08:28
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by Josh Whitehead
It has been brought to my attention that a series of unfortunate events has happened while I've been away. My son, Dirty Scarlet Blackbeard was here yesterday while i had to deal with something. Don't worry, i tossed him overboard like all fathers do.
Its been some time since you all have heard of me. I have been away fighting away Serbs and little umpa lumpas who, resist a good killing.
Yes, they were THIS crazy. CRAZY I TELL YOU!
Today, i am sad to announce something
After a long hard fought battle in the rough seas. The elites were able to get a hold of one of my most trusted mens neck, Josh Whitehead. Josh was 'Unfortunately' murdered by the evil elites. The most cruelty i know to man. They kidnapped him and made him sit through a lecture on "how to clean your toes with an eAmerican". Damn them, damn them to hell.
Tragedy, really.
But alas, this Josh died a hero. A hero whom, we shall never forget. A man of courage and full of weird wisdom. A man who fought for what is right and had the moral of a thousand men.
Rest his poor soul etc etc.
Alas, i shall, again, take hold of this ship and continue to live his legacy of true value.
I shall not rest until i get my revenge.
YARRRRR!
-Silverbeard
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Yo ho, yo ho
A pirates life for me
yey
\o/
were is da money sent at
Josh is dead... Miss him.. Miss him
please stop paying for votes. It's annoying.
but of course do whatever you want.
I think I will institute a policy of never endorsing a paid-for-votes article.
Ai agree with you on that. I Just enjoy pissing off some eleites with their article s bumpped down
You don't write this on articles your friends or yourself do it on. So stop complaining on this one.
Good point.
I don't even care that you pay for votes, go for it
Just please write something that contributes to the media and discussion in a meaningful way.
If your point is that you can pay for votes and keep well researched and interesting articles out of the top 5, well you'd be topical in 2010 maybe.
If you're going to make garbage (and I'm not knocking garbage, I write a lot of garbage), at least make it good garbage.
Heh. Oh i do write big hitting journalism. Its always fun to write goofy, satire whatever bugs my noggin. But again, its not like the good ol' days of none buying votrs. Some scripts help out the game. Others...well, i contribute to this horrid voting system.
When and where is the funeral
Its located in a van by a river. Unmarked or something
Such sadness. http://www.erepublik.com/en/newspaper/smelling-the-colors-306601/1
Josh is dead. Long live the Beard!