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My friend we indeed come to a rubicon today. Why did krakken so many moons ago decide to join the eGreen island.

Indeed baby as you join eireland u might wonder why there is krakken in eIreland or why the krak is there krak in eIreland.

To be honest krak is very addictive so read his articles only late at night before you go to sleep baby as indeed you would then not get a krak addiction.

Krak indeed is the next term after craic so its superlatives is craic krak krakken . Think of krak as having unstoppable outburst of laughing like nerd laugh at nerd jokes. ha ha ha [pause]ha ha ha [pause]ha ha ha ....

Its also recommended to print out article u enjoy. article later read in out house reading.

My friends indeed I can reveal the reasons to be as I wanted to find leprechauns. As poor african finding a leprechaun and then his pot of gold and then boarding a plane to collect said pot o gold was indeed very attractive.

Indeed I would be big man in my village. Indeed many woman have been trapped by pot of stewing meat by my opponents. Indeed krakken would be man with pot of gold. Each night krakken would bury piece of gold coin somewhere and golddigger would be forced to dig up gold he he he .

So krakken identified some characteristics of leprechauns:
1. Short
2. Orange beard
3. Wears green clothing

[ok yyes i have just described 80% if Irish people across the world)

4. Talks in a funny irish accent ...[sigh i know i know]
5. Has unusual obsession with hiding away his money.
6. Tries to trick people by revealing smaller amount of gold. The smallish pot of gold necklace is very popular with all leprechauns.



This can be attributed to leprechaun recessions and only one reported gold mine left. [ok for vark steaks they lied to me again little buggers]
7. All converstaion tend to drift towards gold mine dicussions

Excerpt

[Identity Hidden] Top of the mornin to you krakken

Krakken : Hi

[Identity Hidden] So I hear South Africa has a lot of gold mines. ok i have heard it somewhere. the ld grapevines ya know . perhaps i have heard it there. perhaps i dont know. REVEAL YoUR EFFIN GOLD MINES. Sorry sorry do south africa have lots of gold mines.

Krakken: Yes

[Identity Hidden] breathes loudly in excitement. [takes 2 mins to compose himself] You wouldnt perchance know where that gold mines be.

Krakken: Indeed they are owned by Bee Companies or old companies that is bee complaint.

[Identity Hidden] But where are they

Krakken: Oh they can be found on maps

[Identity Hidden] Breathes in excitement. Ok thx thx maybe I will drop in there somewhere.


Krakken : Ok mate cya then



8. Uses funny outdated terms and is very pedantic.

9. Mends shoes although he has a "gold mine" aka cheapskate.

So with these in hand I managed to identify the following leprechauns.

1. Sweet Drinker - always hides country funds. Always write articles making up reasons why country funds should be hidden. I once looked him in the eyes (over the interwebs) and asked him to reveal the location of his gold mines. On his table was 50 pairs of shoes that still looked *FRESH*. He started nervously giggling and I intensified my stare. OK OK he screamed and showed a pic of a goldmine. And then the location of it in Ireland with a quick screenshot that disappeared in a few milliseconds. He then like a maniac smashed in his LG screen (leprechaun gold).

2. Appleman - questions about the gold became too pressing for him. He often made slips and once saw a video of him where a shoe dropped out of the pockets of his pants. Often he would also say eIreland 's gold mines is...oops i meant treasury. In the end handing out gold to unworthy causes like the Irish Army became too much for him. He would often lament about fighting barehanded with a niece piece of shoes should be enough for them. Children made him fidgetgy. You see with a kid looking down to avoid looking into a persons eyes becomes a horror . As the little buggers runs below you and look up at you. Feigning blindness works in this situations .

3. Don Croata - revealed a lesser amount of gold than we were expecting. So possibly hiding the rest also showed me one pot of gold (1 org)

These pictures also leaked of him



4. Seanan pesky soldiers she would say always wanting food and such unnecesarry stuff.

Reportedly hiding many mountains of gold.

Video of her screaming at soldier for asking for a loaf of bread.

NEW WELCOME MESSAGE REVEALED

Top of the mornin to you laddie or lass.

Remember as baby always stare directly ahead of you and never look a elderly person directly in the eye. As its quite rude. Never ask where our gold pots are . Else we will have to be rude and say to you. Laddie/lass are you freakin blind I'm wearing my wee gold pot on a chain around me neck. And then all the elders will laugh at you like this "ho ho ho ho ho ho [whispers close one]"