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Day 1,293, 19:08 Published in Canada Canada by Randall Flagg 1999

Well it looks like the Swedes want a fight. So its a fight we shall give them, they have already taken Scotland, but I say no further! In fact I will accept nothing less than an immediate counter attack! To this end I am moving to Newfoundland and Labrador and am going to prepare myself to fight tooth and nail. But I hope the powers that be deem it wise to move on the offensive immediately and prevent the need to defend our home soil! Although we all know a massive invasion is imminent, we should not loose hope in our ability to strike back! So bring in the crops and prepare your weapons!