Join the new world

I’m James Keiller and I’ve decided to run for Congress in the Shannon constituency. My platform is a simple one and similar to that articulated by a number of other very worthy candidates. That is, if I get elected there’ll be one less rogue in the Dáil.

One less ragequitter who can’t adapt to his new testosterone settings
One less attention whore who can’t keep his finger off the Impeach button
One less lulz-merchant who thinks nicking other people’s hard earned gold is great gas altogether
One less egomaniac who would renounce the Dáil to go beef up his fight stats
One less couch potato who can’t be arsed

Alright, that might take five or six people, but I kinda got onto a roll, there...

I’m in the game since Day 770. I have 8 Hard Worker Medals and I always work at 100%. I’m a member of the Economic Free Thinkers Society. Prior to that, I was a member of Independent Voices. Both parties appeal to me because of their low APC (assholes per capita). I made Field Marshal inside 6 months, out of my own resources, while serving as a member of the IDF. I’ve never lived anywhere else but eIreland and probably never will. Thanks for your time.

James Keiller