Annual Animal Conference 2016 [Skit]
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Ayame Crocodile: The humans are taking over, they have already foiled our plans to invade the shores with thousands of fish... thousands of delicious, scrumptious fish
Nick A Llama: Yes, and we would have gotten away with it too, if it weren't for those meddling kids and their pesky Aaron!
Ayame Crocodile: Now now, it is our fault for not preparing better
Nick A Llama: Preposterous! I have you know our fish are the finest in the galaxy, they could invade any shore they wanted
Ayame Crocodile: If we mobilised our cattle quicker we could have had success, we only have ourselves to blame, instead we only managed to get our cattle into one region
Nick A Llama: That is the humans fault! Down with the humans!
Nick A Llama: More fish! More cattle! We will fight them on the beaches!
WookieO: I have an idea!
Nick A Llama: Who said that?
WookieO: Me
Nick A Llama: Speak your mind, all animals are equal here
WookieO: We should create a human military unit, give it a stupid human name like Nifty, and pretend we are humans
WookieO: Infiltrate them from the inside, every once in a while we complain that the government is too elitist and we swap a human in government for an animal
Nick A Llama: That, my friend, is genius
Ayame Crocodile: Amazing
King Willy: Yes! Down with the human government! They ate my babies!
Ayame Crocodile: Who let that human in?
King Willy: The man at the entrance said I looked like an animal so let me in
Ayame Crocodile: Guards, take him away
Nick A Llama: Anyway, where is Cheetah
Nick A Llama: Cheetah, great that you could make it
Ayame Crocodile: A Wookie came up with a great idea
CheetahCurtis: Now, settle down
CheetahCurtis: Forget your fish invasions. Forget your human military units. I have a plan that will work, guaranteed. It came to me in a dream, a dream where animals roamed the British Isles, a dream where we ate cheese and human sandwiches instead of cheese and ham. We, this generation of animals, will take over. You will all be wondering, how will we do it? Simple. The pigs will be covered in poison. The cows will be covered in poison. The fish will be covered in poison. Any human who chooses to eat us will die. Yes, a few of our animals will die. But all great dictators killed their own people! It is a sacrifice we must be willing to take! Down with the humans! Down with the humans!
Comments
no my deer. salty peters you will never have and not a granite floor to stand on.
I'm onto your schemes. Luckily I'm a vegan! Come at me bros
Vegan??? Ffs... IMPEACH!
Shh. It's a clever ruse
I am not amused by the ruse that you use.
No enough Panda
Comrades, do you know who is responsible for this? Do you know the enemy who has come in the night and overthrown our plans to invade the shores with thousands of fish?
ye gods, it all makes sense...
i was thinking surely this is some Satire about something real... Now i'm a bit scared...
Is actually AMD the Real Dictator?