American Love!

Day 2,393, 12:10 • Published in India Croatia • by Vijayakrishna
The American Love ♥
My hearty congratulations to Calvinhobbes, he has successfully completed two terms full of turmoil, his work in continuing efforts to bring stability in our region, nearly got wiped off in his second term.
I was making my mind to crack jokes on his disastrous second term which saw India being splashed with various colour, Argentina, a self-declared liberator going back on it’s own word dubiously and 2 Countries from American continents plus Iran AS on us but guess what he and his govt. managed a deal with Canada who have even promised to pay rent. I hope it’s a long lasting relationship for both.

Ahem, by both I mean Calvin n his Canada love. Yes you heard it right.

We have 3 countries from American continent here, when Canada declared war on, we decided to fight back, we gathered all our allies (well not official ally).



We fought, fought valiantly until we noticed our CP was missing! The allies stopped fighting and everyone was involved in mass search mission leaving war field….

*Where is our CP? Where is our cute little 6 year old Calvin?*
There was panic everywhere, you would not believe me but even our Ananthu started to behave like a man on that day!



Still there was no sign of Calvin, war was heating up badly, Vishroid was seen consoling RFTA, who was in deep shock. I wanted to ask Hobblit who was sitting on his side a question *Hobblit, any chance that Calvin is someone’s m…..’



*OH NO! I am not about say multi RFTA, please calm down, take it easy, take a deep breath*



That’s a good boy now…

Phew that was a close escape there. Latter Lysander was seen discussing something serious with Obelisk and Asmitha,

I sneaked in, heard that our CP was kidnapped by Canada and they now hold him hostage, if we wanted our CP back, we had to make peace with them.

Their conditions at first were atrocious, they wanted all heat Chennai to be transferred to their homes for heating, free visa to Canada citizens to be granted and worse they nominated Raul G as our PM 🙁 (intentionally misspelt). Negotiations were under process when suddenly out of blue Canada changed it’s stand, to be true was forced to change it’s stand.

Our Calvin made a heroic escape and while escaping, he kidnapped daughter of Canada CP! It was reverse hostage situation now.

Canada agreed to what was termed as fair agreement by some and ridiculed by others like Sher singh 😛
It was time for Calvin to let go of that girl, all waited patiently for her to arrive in Canada, tensions were running high *Will India keep it’s word?*
Here in India it was a different condition, we were mourning our PS3 😛

and had to deal with the Canada issue on other hand, in addition to all this the girl was not ready to go away from Calvin!
(Must be Stockholm syndrome 😛)

It took all the big wigs combined effort to make the girl go to Canada, ofcourse it made RFTA remember his onetime online gf stolen by al… no no no RFTA not again

Ok, over and out, hope Lysander can bring some more sanity in here,

Ah RFTA calm down, please….


Ps. Named article as American love in thanks to 3 of their countries showing affections towards our land 😛