Join the new world

Ok so i Know its illegal to smoke weed in South Africa but hey i had to try it out on a cruise ship destined for the land of opportunity New York

i carried a 5 tots of weed on board each for every month its was going to take me before we hit new York. however i notice that my perception and philosophy was changing each time i smoked.


let me explian in month 1. took in some weed and started to understand the use of the word Clearly very well cause i had a clear mind. I then noticed a buetifull lady wearing a clear see through dress so i smiled at her, however she got upset with me, so i went to explian that she misunderstod my smile. then it HIT me why do i have to explian myself when she clearly misunderstood me *in deep thought i wondered why do we use Clearly and Misunderstood in one phase*


2. in month 2 i was sure we had exactly 4 months before we reach the coast of new York so i took in some more weed and estimated that the remain amount of weed would get me to New york but i took the weed i started questioning how long it will take us to reach new york. so i asked the captain who gave me an Exact estimate. wait a min why doo we use the *words exact and estimate in the same phrase *


3. in month 3 a Small boat docked on to us and a big crowd of shipmates gather to watch the fracas with some malnourished pirates. in all this commotion i decided to go underneath and smoke another tot of weed just when i was about to finish some guy appeared and wanted me to share my joint. i didnt wanna share instead i told him there was a small crowd on the upper deck fighting some pirates just when i said it hit me again why do we use Small crowd in the same phrase


4. after that i found a group of people watching the Springboks take on the All blacks in the TV room, then i asked if i could join in and a guy missing some teeth smiled at me and said certainly i sat down and watch the game while enjoying a tot of weed, just then a woman came screaming that she had had discovered that he diamond was Found missing there it is again FOUND MISSING SHIT MAN ANOTHER ONE

5. My journey was almost Fully completed so i removed the last tot i had and my secret bag was now empty so it smoked my very last tot until my craving for weed was fully empty then it hit like wtf how can Almost Fully Empty be in one phrase


Help me figure this out people please its sooo much agony but yet again am i going nuts or maybe this is what the call enlightenment

the first thing i saw when i got out of the ship was the inscription on the statue of liberty saying ""Liberty enlightening the world"" so i took pictures hope its with my special weed camera this pic i brought for you