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THE 2010 EXTREME HOLIDAY BLOWOUT EXTRAVAGANZA SPECTACULAR!

To commemorate the wonder and glory of the holiday season, I asked a number of eRepublik’s finest citizens, how they planned to celebrate this year. I hope you all enjoy and have a Merry Christmas, Happy Hannukah, Rockin’ Kwanzaa, Blessed Winter Solstice or fantabulous whatever religious, pagan or atheistic holiday you choose to participate in! Thanks for reading.



Q: What are your plans to celebrate this holiday season?

Claire Littleton: Oh, Kwanzaa is a very important Holiday here in my family. We usually put on some tribal music and then eat sushi and go bowling. Yeah, we really don't know what Kwanzaa is all about.

Jewitt: The same thing I do every Christmas. Avoiding the television, eating a lot of food (lots of bacon), playing video games.

Colin Lantrip: For Hanukkah, I attended a nice pig roast at my uncle’s house and ate BLT’s all day.

Blank Keating: I’ll be spending all of Kwanzaa indoors, spamming the eRepublik forums, demanding my Africa be included in the game so I can shower in blood diamonds.

CRoy: I'll be drinking a gin-and-tonic-ah, smoking some mara-juanic-ah, and having a happy, happy, happy, happy Hanukkah.

Bia Pandora: I'm going to tie reindeer horns to the babies head, make him haul a sleigh down a mountain and then I'm going to steal all your Christmas presents because my heart is three sizes too small and I hate you all.

Justin McCravok (Xmas): This Xmas, I plan to sit in my living room, waiting for Robot Santa to come by. I've been a very good boy this year, and so I'm hoping he'll give me a present; Maybe a pogo stick?

GoalieBCSC (Pancha Ganapati): I plan on focusing on my family during the festival. Day four is my favorite, as I am quite artistic and love displaying them after dinner.

Bradley Reala (Festivus): I think that I'll see about putting up a Festivus pole. Doing the "Airing of Grievances" tends to be more trouble than its worth, although, I might see about an article. XD

Deificus (Hanukkah): Well, I'm going to gather with my family and be thankful for all the gifts God has given us over the year, remember all those who went before us, and light up a Menorah. One. Day. At. A. Time.

Pheno Sony (Kwanzaa): I think I’m gonna hang around my house drinking watermelon koolaid, eating fried chicken, while my friends listen to Tupac and play basketball. Oh, and have (and enjoy) an abnormally large penis. Wait… what’s Kwanzaa?

Athanaric (Decemberween): Somewhere between badger hunting and answering emails in as sarcastic a way as possible. Probably a combination of both.

Dumb Emma (???): I do charity work for virgins during the holidays. I ring a bell in front of the mall and people put dollars in my panties.

Jasper Ferguson (Festivus): I'm hoping to get the entire Cabinet together to celebrate. The airing of grievances would be a blast, and the "Feats of Strength" fight between Josh Frost and PiZ would be epic.

Haliman (Kwanzaa): Hide brightly colored eggs all over my house. Amidoinitrite? 😛

Rod Damon (Robanukah): I have been working on following Robanukah. The six and half weeks off from work will be nice. Just have to get my employer to accept it.

Alexander Hamilton (Dio’s Holiday Praisefest): I plan to bask in sandy goodness this holiday season to remind myself of Dio’s love, and so that I will not be corrupted by the evil that is snow.

Andy Costello (Winter Solstice): I'll decorate a pagan tree and make a sacrifice of a small goat to bring good fortune for the coming year… and something involving a feast.

Blue Holt: Oh, you know, me and couple of our Kwanzaanites will be sharing the Holiday cheer. Visiting the neighbors, in our sexy wool sweaters. Sittin' by the fire and tellin' stories. Kickin' back to some Isaac Hayes, unzipping a mysterious plastic bag we picked up from the shady guy on the "wrong" side of town. A bag full of Holiday cheer.

GLaDOS (Abdul Yusuf Day): As a Dioist I ignore the capitalist notions of Christmas and greatly look forward to Abdul Yusuf day, the day of the death of one of Dio's most glorious prophets.

Jon Barack Bluejacket (Winter Solstice): I may see if I can research a solstice blessing before we dig into the cheese fondue.

Kria Erikson (Kwanzaa): the usual, candles, a nice supper, maybe... Oh wait, not weekend plans. XD

Onishi/Kid A (Christmas): I will be planning both my congressional run as the Christmas King of Minnesota, and my Presidential run for January the 5th.

RedbirdUSA (Yule): I am going to have a séance to talk to my old pagan redbird family.

NXNW (Christmas): I am joining a Santa themed pub crawl-500+ people in Santa suits or Naughty Santa Helper outfits (according to gender or inclination) drinking until they collapse or the bars close, whichever comes first. 🙂 Santacon is for real. When I say Naughty Santa Helper outfits I mean it.

Kazeal (Christmas): Get my dance on, ofc. :3 Oh, I should probably visit my parents too, I guess.

Morrigan Alexandros (Christmas): I am going to Puerto Rico to spend it with my family.

Jankems (Christmas): Sleep in.

Fionia (Kwanzaa): Ummm....learn what Kwanzaa is. That's what I'll do.

Shada Aeon (Hanukkah): I don't have any plans for Hanukkah. No one in my family does. I’m not Jewish. … Isn't it already over, anyway?

Happy Merry Winter Christ-wanzaa-kkah Holiday everyone!!!!



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