Greetings my dear readers, it has been a while since we have had an eMarriage, but I am pleased to announce the glorious marriage between myself and Henry Arundel
, aka Pfeiffer aka My Pooh Bear. Our relationship began just yesterday, and it has been a interesting couple of hours, complete with buttsecs and rubbing melted butter in each others chest hair over a lobster dinner. After playing "just the tip" till 4 in the morning we knew it was meant to be. This morning Pfeiffer gave me a blood diamond so big it could have fed an entire African nation for a year. I squealed like a little piggie in Deliverance, and off to the chapel we went. For those wondering, yes I am the chick mostly due to my wonderful power bottom which makes all the rap bitches jealous. This next week me will be honeymooning, but wedding gifts of gold, currency, or other items can be made to my account. Thank you!
A postcard from our honeymoon
Stay thirsty my friends,
Sir Gulden Draak