Join the new world

Enjoy

---

A man wakes up with a hangover after a night out. He finds his wife in the kitchen cooking. He notices one of his socks in the frying pan.

"What on Earth are you doing?" he enquires.

"I'm just doing the strange thing you asked me to do last night when you staggered in drunk and slurring."

"Right" he responds totally confused and as he walks off thinks to himself, "I don't remember asking her to ...cook my sock..."

---

---

A male patient is lying in bed in the hospital, wearing an oxygen mask over his mouth and nose. A young student nurse appears and gives him a partial sponge bath.

"Nurse,"' he mumbles from behind the mask, "are my testicles black?"

Embarrassed, the young nurse replies, "I don't know, Sir. I'm only here to wash your upper body and feet."

He struggles to ask again, "Nurse, please check for me. Are my testicles black?"

Concerned that he might elevate his blood pressure and heart rate from worrying about his testicles, she overcomes her embarrassment and pulls back the covers.

She raises his gown, holds his manhood in one hand and his testicles gently in the other.

She looks very closely and says, "There's nothing wrong with them, Sir. They look fine."

The man slowly pulls off his oxygen mask, smiles at her, and says very slowly, "Thank you very much ... That was wonderful ... Now listen very ... very closely:

Are ... my ... test ... results ... back?"

---