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Japan, a place of beauty, history, and warriors whose concept of honour leaves no room for defeat or submission, but how much of this can be said for eJapan? Why is it that a country like Japan has not managed to do anything of note in erepublik?
Japan has 127 million people so population can’t be the issue. They also have one of the highest rates of internet access in the world so its not like they couldn't find this game if they wanted to.

To be fair Japan has one of the largest workloads for students worldwide but I don’t think that can account for the fact that the country is pretty much dead in erepublik. I mean come on this is the country that at one point in time was so obsessed with national power and honour that it picked a fight with pretty much the entire Far East and the United States.
So how can the eJapanese fix this problem? Well the first thing they need to do ,believe it or not, is not to recruit any new players. Yup you read that write eJapan shouldn’t concentrate on increasing their population right now. The first thing they need to do is make sure that they have the infrastructure and supplies in place for when they do hopefully instigate an ebaby boom. Assuming they manage to get themselves an ebaby boom and that they have the right infrastructure in place to keep those ebabies in place then the next thing they need is a goal, a unifying concept hat their whole country can agree is worth going after and will entertain the newbies enough to get them involved enough in the social aspect of this game that they won’t leave once the goal is achieved or failed. They should also consider revamping their military, honestly I just looked over the wiki for the eJapanese and it the information was either outdated or was just a link to a page that didn’t even exist 0.o On top of that they haven’t even had any battle orders posted in the last 48 hours.

So in essence heres what I would suggest the eJapanese should do
-Prepare infrastructure for incoming newbies, programs similar to the eUnited States Meals on Wheels program would be good as well as tutorials
-Mass recruit, post on every anime site out there if you have to but you have to increase your population somehow
-Find some sort of unifying goal for your country, honestly on the country page there aren’t even any national goals selected this month
-Revamp the military…you know so people looking for it can even find that it exists
-Also consider reaching out to the members of the brilliance, honestly I know people that forgot that eJapan existed, consider writing some articles in our media perhaps?


I don’t know if shes Japanese but those sure are some nice melons…