A Blonde's Year in Review

Day 1,937, 10:58 • Published in New Zealand Chile • by Tabithi

A Blonde's Year in Review:



January - Took new scarf back to store because it was too tight.

February - Fired from pharmacy job for failing to print labels ..... Helllloooo!!!..... bottles won't fit in typewriter!!!

March - Got really excited.....finished jigsaw puzzle in 6 months.box said "2-4 years!"

April - Trapped on an escalator for hours..... power went out!!!

May - Tried to make Kool-Aid..... wrong instructions.... 8 cups of water won't fit into those little packets!!!

June - Tried to go water skiing..... couldn't find a lake with a slope.

July - Lost breast stroke swimming competition..... learned later, the other swimmers cheated, they used their arms!!!

August - Got locked out of my car in rain storm..... car swamped because soft-top was open.

September - The capital of California is "C".... isn't it???

October - Hate M & M's..... they are so hard to peel.

November - Baked turkey for 4 1/2 days.... instructions said 1 hour per pound and I weigh 108 lbs!!!

December - Couldn't call 911..... "duh"..... there's no "eleven" button on the stupid phone!!!

What a year!!