10 REASONS WHY HALLOWEEN IS BETTER THAN SEX

Day 2,794, 11:11 Published in Netherlands China by SKYJACKED


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10 reasons why Trick-or-Treating (Halloween) Is Better Than Sex:


10- You are guaranteed to get at least a little something in the sack.

09- If you get tired, you can wait 10 minutes and go at it again.

08- The uglier you look, the easier it is to get some.

07- You don't have to keep in touch with the person who gives you some.

06- Less guilt the morning after.

05- 40 years from now, you'll still enjoy candy.

04- It doesn't matter if they fantasize you're somebody else, because you are.

03- If you don't like what you get, you can always go next door.

02- It doesn't matter if the kids hear you moaning & growning with pleasure.

01- You can do the whole neighborhood.









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