[WTP] Oblige for Congress
Oblige
Dear America:
I'm running for Congress for lucky Term Number 14, and in homage to the great style of Emerick I will be tweaking my usual copy-pasta congressional article with some updated copy pasta.
First: behold! I have my own collectible trading card!
This term: I will be running with We the People.
If elected I will totally:
★ Sign in to all of those pesky Congressional hearings
★ Absolutely donate the five gold writing this article allows me to keep
★ Pet Mazzy Cat nearly every time I enter #wtp
★ Make a failed attempt to gather votes to run for Speaker of the House or some other Congressional Leadership position
★ Snarkily kind of make fun of Congresspeople that asked stupid questions while hopefully providing helpful information
My curriculum vitae:
★ Four Consecutive Terms as President of these eUnited States
★ Four term Secretary of State
★ One term Secretary of Defense
★ Four term Secretary General of TERRA
★ Commanding Officer of the Special Forces
★ Thirteen term Congressman
★ Select Committee on Intelligence Member
★ Two term Deputy Speaker of the House
★ Economics Council Member
★ eNPR / Forum Benefactor
★ 3 Term vCP of Germany
★ 3 Term MoFA of China
★ 1 Term MoFA of Brazil
So remember, Americans, when it comes time to vote on the 25th - vote For the People, By the People - WE THE PEOPLE!
Shout this:
~whale noises~
http://www.erepublik.com/en/article/2279316/1/20
We the People for Congress!
Comments
First reserved for whale noises.
please put this card on your posts XD :
http://i1295.photobucket.com/albums/b625/LordNimrods/Erepublik%20Cards/obligecard_zpsaf565d85.gif
You should not run, you should retire.
Nevarrrrrrrrrrrr
Denied!
All the members of the ruling cabal should retire permanently, not just Oblige.
The hunger for power is just too STRONK!
As the most benevolent non-member of the ruling cabal I disagree strongly with this suggestion.
stronkly?
"★ Snarkily kind of make fun of Congresspeople that asked stupid questions while hopefully providing helpful information."
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SDTyI20Ka94
Oblige even your friends don't like you. That must hurt.
He the right man for the job ..... what the hell you all voted for a serb
Good luck, Oblige!
Elitist pfeifferist conspiracies, no doubt. Amirite?