[WTP] Oblige for Congress

Day 2,039, 05:21 • Published in USA USA • by Oblige


Dear America:

I'm running for Congress for lucky Term Number 14, and in homage to the great style of Emerick I will be tweaking my usual copy-pasta congressional article with some updated copy pasta.

First: behold! I have my own collectible trading card!


This term: I will be running with We the People.

If elected I will totally:
★ Sign in to all of those pesky Congressional hearings
★ Absolutely donate the five gold writing this article allows me to keep
★ Pet Mazzy Cat nearly every time I enter #wtp
★ Make a failed attempt to gather votes to run for Speaker of the House or some other Congressional Leadership position
★ Snarkily kind of make fun of Congresspeople that asked stupid questions while hopefully providing helpful information




My curriculum vitae:
★ Four Consecutive Terms as President of these eUnited States
★ Four term Secretary of State
★ One term Secretary of Defense
★ Four term Secretary General of TERRA
★ Commanding Officer of the Special Forces
★ Thirteen term Congressman
★ Select Committee on Intelligence Member
★ Two term Deputy Speaker of the House
★ Economics Council Member
★ eNPR / Forum Benefactor
★ 3 Term vCP of Germany
★ 3 Term MoFA of China
★ 1 Term MoFA of Brazil



So remember, Americans, when it comes time to vote on the 25th - vote For the People, By the People - WE THE PEOPLE!

Shout this:
~whale noises~
http://www.erepublik.com/en/article/2279316/1/20
We the People for Congress!