[WHPR] WildOwl is President

Day 2,607, 18:32 Published in USA USA by James S. Brady Press Room
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Dateline: Monday, December 9, 2014 (Day 2607)
Location: James S. Brady Press Room, The White House
Today's WHPR: WildOwl Elected, Press Team Scrambles
WildOwl is President; Long Live WildOwl
Paul Proteus, Propaganda Minister


The official Presidential Portrait has already been commissioned

Days ago, venerable citizen WildOwl was elected to the office of President of these eUnited States. Though he won on the fifth, triumphing comfortably over Custer, and the scurrilous scum that is Ajay, the news, by carrier pigeon has only now reached myself.

Honorable Tenshibo from the state of Swaggachussetts was initially appointed to the position of Secretary of the Press, unfortunately, he passed away from Typhoid Fever while en route to Washington DC to accept the post. I was available, of course, at my estate at Mont-Paul-ier, where I had retired after a bout of temporary insanity, however upon being summoned to serve in the very most important government post, Media, I knew that I could do nothing but serve my country. Of course.

Thus, I am now taking the reigns, this month, I will be your Secretary of Propaganda.


This is my expression right now

This WHPR is fairly perfunctory and educational, as the transition in the media team ocurred mere hours ago, however I have plans for Media, which I look forward to delivering during the rest of the month.

I'd like to thank WildOwl for trusting me to take over the White House Press Report,

and I'd like to warn the American people to become ready for a new kind of Government Media.


The WHPR revolution WILL be televised



WILD OWL GOES TO WAR AT HOME AND ABROAD, HOOTS AT CONGRESS
Paul Proteus, Only Person in the media department, apparently. Also avid gardener


WildOwl Statue Approved, 100% Budget Increase totally unrelated

Upon reaching office, WildOwl's administration has immediately gotten to work, including hard work from a certain pony's state department, and public educational articles from Interior. You can read his latest update here, but this paper will also summarize our President's latest accomplishments, and initiatives the executive has been involved in.

WildOwl knows the American public, and he knows that we value our Russian allies, nay, friends. If they fell, where else would we import bears to wrestle to prove our manhood, or small dolls that fit in slightly larger dolls to make inception jokes about.

Thus, our President Owl supported a congressional bill to aid Russia against Lithuania, and his administration has helped push Lithuania from Russian cores in Operation Free the Bear.

Taste American Freedom Lithuania. Mmmmm. Freedom.

President WildOwl also knows Americans like Boobs. This is what the census is for, thus he has brought back Boobs4Noobs, a great program for new players looking for some help!


Our only question is about boobs. We have a terrible census

In future WHPRs, look forward to the return of "Room for Debate" and extensive interviews to clarify what each member of the Owl's cabinet does, and how they're helping WildOwl create a more perfect eAmerica.

WILDOWL GLORIOUSLY DECLARES VICTORY IN LITHUANIA
Cromstar, Reporter on the Elderly


Some Lithuanians, probably
Today Americans received good news from the President of the United States! Lithuania, the ingenious madmen behind a recent war to destroy our ally Russia, was routed entirely and sent running from the field of battle!Standing gloriously triumphant, the American forces sent to assist our Brother Bear helped to secure the Russian border before assisting the Russians in regaining control of their vast country.President WildOwl greeted crowds today as he announced the success of this most recent military operation and pledged to continue leading America to being awesome.


Picture😛 America’s truly greatest President

Reporting live from St. Petersburg, this is the White House Press Correspondent for Eastern Europe and Fredonia, signing out.

Your White House Media Team:

Minister of Propaganda, Paul Proteus



Deputy Newsie: Aramec




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