[WHPR] - Spain's Collapse Imminent
James S. Brady Press Room
Greetings America,
Another Glorious Day, as the end of Spain is fast approaching. But first off, a message from Kara Beth regarding the conclusion of the Arm America Fundraiser:
The spreadsheet can be found Here
The Football Squares promotion to support Arm America has ended. The winners have been decided. As you view the results, please note:
The game was Pats vs. Jets.
The Home team was the Patriots and the Away team was the Jets.
The last digit in the score from each team in each quarter determined the winner.
Prize Winners
1st quarter (7-0): 1000 USD to BarberBibe
2nd quarter (10-7): 1500 USD to jver1207
3rd quarter (24-14): 2500 USD to jver1207
4th quarter (30-21): 5000 USD to jver1207
OT (NA): 2000 USD
Profit:
10000 USD
Unsolicited Donations:
portcolumbus 1000 USD
Eli Crownover 5 gold
For a total of 11000 USD and 5 gold all donated to President Alexander Auctoritas.
Hooray!
The Department of State, is pleased to announce that the Ambassador’s Program is back. Secretary of State Paul Proteus is bringing back the Ambassador’s Program with a gritty reboot. Because that’s the cool thing to do nowadays.
Paul plans on putting Ambassadors in charge of more than just one country. Meaning that if you apply for a position in the State Department, you won’t be automatically relegated to some third world back water. You’ll be charged with strengthening relations with multiple countries.
The Ambassador’s program is a great way to get involved in the government, and to make overseas contacts. If you’ve ever wanted to do more for your country than just fight, this is the best place to start.
Not all wars are won on the battlefield. Many are ended before the first shot is even fired.
SIGN UP HERE!!!
The war in Spain, is progressing rapidly. With Spain down to four regains, it is entirely possible that we will be fighting to wipe Spain tomorrow night. This is unfortunate, as the United States has made repeated attempts to stop the war. We have called upon Poland to mediate this discussion.
And the Poles have repeatedly refused.
We have tried. But at this point, it seems as if all available diplomatic avenues lead to dead ends. Accordingly, the United States of America remains committed to her allies, and to the goals of TERRA. The wiping of Spain, is an unfortunate consequence to Poland’s refusal to mediate.
We will do what we must
What started as this:
Image courtesy of biglog168
Has quickly turned into this:
Click the map for an enlarged view
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WHPR strongly recommends that you subscribe to these papers also:
- As G as it Gets., President Alexander Auctoritas’ paper.
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Israel Stevens
White House Press Secretary
Kommentare
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vooooted hard xd
~hyuu~
aja
Represent the eUS Abroad, Sign up ; )
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just like ONE, spain got too big for it's boots.
Let's try and make sure that this wonderful programs gets to serve the way it was and is meant to, and that we have some active people. I won't be signing up myself, but I will try and talk some people into doing so.
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Spain...GET IN MAI BELLY!
Poland "mediate"?
'o7
SPAIN IS SO DELICIOUS.
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Spaniards tase like sh*t, i think we go taste polish from now on🙂
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No USMilitary link - means no vote.
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i'd like to see poland like this, next xD
Signed up for ambassador.
🙂
Little chance ill make it through
I welcome all new Iberian-Americans with a bowl!
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well, let's party now, but i am sure that next changes ingame will be in favor of ONE. So, let´s save bazookas.
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Spain was a good snack, NOW ONTO POLAND