[WHPR] Helping Pacifica, PDB Briefings, eNPR Update

Day 2,829, 13:41 Published in USA USA by James S. Brady Press Room


Dateline: Wednesday, August 19th, 2015. (Day 2829)
Location: James S. Brady Press Room, The White House

Today’s WHPR
1. North Korean Musical Chairs
2. PDB Briefings
3. eNPR



North Korean Musical Chairs - A Pacifican Operation

This weekend, we’ll embark on a new military adventure. However, we’ll not be going on a major offensive. Nor will we be spending money to conquer a foreign foe. Instead, we’ll be helping out Latvia, one of our dearest allies in Pacifica. This operation will involve several RW’s as well as normal battles.

Currently, we hold the majority of North Korea. However, we will be relinquishing one of the regions for conquest by Latvia. This region will give Latvia the benefit of another 10% weapons productivity bonus. This will be a cost-free operation by which the Latvians will gain the three regions on the western shore of the Korean peninsula.

This operation will be beginning as the Latvian NE frees itself up on Friday at the earliest. The administration asks you to be on and active this weekend as we hand over these regions for the benefit of our Pacifican allies. Be aware of which side you are doing damage for this weekend as we will need to fight for North Korea in RW’s to return regions.



PDB Briefings

8/11/15
- Education Org officially renamed for the new Department of Citizen Affairs
- Oblige demanded MOAR DoCA ARTICLES
- Derphoof revealed his RL professional bowling alter-ego.

8/12/15
- Derp tried Taco Bell breakfast
- Errybody gave BB their numbers for a Whatsapp group
- Tenshibo criticized Derp’s choice of Taco Bell time
- DoCA actually did productive stuff, including a meeting with a foreign party who wanted to copy our prestigious American University

8/13/15
- The Mike forgot to train for the first time since January 2013
- DoCA put out an article about changes to American University
- ScottCoyleJr reveals his work into making the old DoE website a top-tier DoCA website.
- Evry reks Oblige’s attempt at a quote pyramid
- BB reinstates the quote pyramid and laces the Whale into a wildlife refuge where he cannot be harpooned

8/14/15
- Molly Emma reveals the true nature of eRep as the abusive partner you can’t help but run back to
- BB asks SColbert if he is done doing PDB brieifings
- Cabinet members discuss their playing philosophy as the game gets ever smaller

8/15/15
- The cabinet starts to put out articles about the impending airstrike
- Discussions about battle prep and ongoing battles in South America
- BB professes her love for Benedict Cumberbatch
- Colin marvels at how quickly CO money can be spent

8/16/15
- THE GLORIOUS RETURN OF SCOLBERT PDB UPDATES
- John Cena was added to the Cabinet, primarily as eye candy for BB. He has beaten several cabinet members over the head with chairs
- Something about a failed airstrike, and the need to internally review what led to such a failure, and the promise to learn from this mistake.
- SColbert getting more drunk then he intended.
- Tenshibo calling SColbert his "nigga" and it may being the best moment of the Press Secretary's life
- WHPR Update: http://www.erepublik.com/en/article/-whpr-airstrike-aftermath-2545066/1/20

8/17/15
- Senryaku give an update on the state of USAF restructuring
- Gnilraps gets candid with the cabinet
- Trekker gives an update on the state of State
- Oblige declares his love for the “nitty-gritty”

8/18/15
- Blande, as CoS, gives the cabinet a swift kick in the pants to get into shape and have a ballin’ second half.
- Senryaku resigned in protest of the lack of ponies in the budget
- Senryaku returned to his post after Blande kissed his ass
- People demanded that SColbert do more Press Briefings because he is a genius and totally doesn't just steal all of his material from TV shows, and other places.
- SColbert is truly the best member of the cabinet



eNPR Update



Sadly, eNPR did not happen on Monday. This was very disappointing as I had people lined up and new soundboard music for the production. Various trap remixes had been included for when Swagshibo gets on the air. However, BlogTalkRadio had different plans for us. All shows were down across the board as site engineers had to fix the call-in system. Sadly, these things happen, especially as they undergo the new Hi-Fi studio transition.

Oblige, our account administrator, is on the job to make sure we are refunded for the scheduled episode. This means we will get an extra week tacked onto our current subscription. At this time, a replacement episode of eNPR has not been scheduled. See this space for more info as the situation develops.

However, it is certain that there will be an episode of eNPR on Monday at 10pm EST. Be there to listen and call-in via phone for the ultimate experience! We love to have crowd participation via call-ins and IRC!



Sincerely, Your Media Team:
Derphoof
A^2
Tom Couchon
Nick.Bergman
EddieA


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