[WHPR] Helping Pacifica, PDB Briefings, eNPR Update
James S. Brady Press Room
Dateline: Wednesday, August 19th, 2015. (Day 2829)
Location: James S. Brady Press Room, The White House
Today’s WHPR
1. North Korean Musical Chairs
2. PDB Briefings
3. eNPR
North Korean Musical Chairs - A Pacifican Operation
This weekend, we’ll embark on a new military adventure. However, we’ll not be going on a major offensive. Nor will we be spending money to conquer a foreign foe. Instead, we’ll be helping out Latvia, one of our dearest allies in Pacifica. This operation will involve several RW’s as well as normal battles.
Currently, we hold the majority of North Korea. However, we will be relinquishing one of the regions for conquest by Latvia. This region will give Latvia the benefit of another 10% weapons productivity bonus. This will be a cost-free operation by which the Latvians will gain the three regions on the western shore of the Korean peninsula.
This operation will be beginning as the Latvian NE frees itself up on Friday at the earliest. The administration asks you to be on and active this weekend as we hand over these regions for the benefit of our Pacifican allies. Be aware of which side you are doing damage for this weekend as we will need to fight for North Korea in RW’s to return regions.
PDB Briefings
8/11/15
- Education Org officially renamed for the new Department of Citizen Affairs
- Oblige demanded MOAR DoCA ARTICLES
- Derphoof revealed his RL professional bowling alter-ego.
8/12/15
- Derp tried Taco Bell breakfast
- Errybody gave BB their numbers for a Whatsapp group
- Tenshibo criticized Derp’s choice of Taco Bell time
- DoCA actually did productive stuff, including a meeting with a foreign party who wanted to copy our prestigious American University
8/13/15
- The Mike forgot to train for the first time since January 2013
- DoCA put out an article about changes to American University
- ScottCoyleJr reveals his work into making the old DoE website a top-tier DoCA website.
- Evry reks Oblige’s attempt at a quote pyramid
- BB reinstates the quote pyramid and laces the Whale into a wildlife refuge where he cannot be harpooned
8/14/15
- Molly Emma reveals the true nature of eRep as the abusive partner you can’t help but run back to
- BB asks SColbert if he is done doing PDB brieifings
- Cabinet members discuss their playing philosophy as the game gets ever smaller
8/15/15
- The cabinet starts to put out articles about the impending airstrike
- Discussions about battle prep and ongoing battles in South America
- BB professes her love for Benedict Cumberbatch
- Colin marvels at how quickly CO money can be spent
8/16/15
- THE GLORIOUS RETURN OF SCOLBERT PDB UPDATES
- John Cena was added to the Cabinet, primarily as eye candy for BB. He has beaten several cabinet members over the head with chairs
- Something about a failed airstrike, and the need to internally review what led to such a failure, and the promise to learn from this mistake.
- SColbert getting more drunk then he intended.
- Tenshibo calling SColbert his "nigga" and it may being the best moment of the Press Secretary's life
- WHPR Update: http://www.erepublik.com/en/article/-whpr-airstrike-aftermath-2545066/1/20
8/17/15
- Senryaku give an update on the state of USAF restructuring
- Gnilraps gets candid with the cabinet
- Trekker gives an update on the state of State
- Oblige declares his love for the “nitty-gritty”
8/18/15
- Blande, as CoS, gives the cabinet a swift kick in the pants to get into shape and have a ballin’ second half.
- Senryaku resigned in protest of the lack of ponies in the budget
- Senryaku returned to his post after Blande kissed his ass
- People demanded that SColbert do more Press Briefings because he is a genius and totally doesn't just steal all of his material from TV shows, and other places.
- SColbert is truly the best member of the cabinet
eNPR Update
Sadly, eNPR did not happen on Monday. This was very disappointing as I had people lined up and new soundboard music for the production. Various trap remixes had been included for when Swagshibo gets on the air. However, BlogTalkRadio had different plans for us. All shows were down across the board as site engineers had to fix the call-in system. Sadly, these things happen, especially as they undergo the new Hi-Fi studio transition.
Oblige, our account administrator, is on the job to make sure we are refunded for the scheduled episode. This means we will get an extra week tacked onto our current subscription. At this time, a replacement episode of eNPR has not been scheduled. See this space for more info as the situation develops.
However, it is certain that there will be an episode of eNPR on Monday at 10pm EST. Be there to listen and call-in via phone for the ultimate experience! We love to have crowd participation via call-ins and IRC!
Sincerely, Your Media Team:
Derphoof
A^2
Tom Couchon
Nick.Bergman
EddieA
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Comments
Thanks for reading!
Plato, please rename Latvia into Pacifica!
Buahahaha
Gotta love WHPR!
article needs less ponies.
because the only thing that ponies are good for are to make hamburgers with.
I agree.
Ponies are delicious.
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I want green card in RL
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Show them your appreciation with a personal message for a job well done!
And make sure to vote them once again into office on the 25th because maybe you will need another tax increase next month too!!!!!
Thanks for putting me first on the list, makes me feel very important
You're welcome.
Q: Wouldn't a 25% WT be much more beneficial on all levels and for everyone? xD
I'm not necessarily an economics guy anymore, but I can bring that up in Congress if you want
I'm sure such an enthusiasm would be much appreciated by the community at large!
Alright, I'll let you know how it goes
The 12 people who read newspapers have seen this, please vary your angry comments.
Stop writing articles if only 12 people are reading!
No.
hall of shame
good paper today.
please have a look at the New Citizens section. see the formatting error? it's a three click code fix.
I hope to see a big media push, not only in this paper but in the SecDef's and any other government paper anyone reads, plus throughout active Forum sections and IRC rooms, regarding this weekend's activities in North Korea.
noobs and 2-clickers are notoriously patriotic and dont let our territories go easily. they need to be reached out to. doing so might be a first step toward bring them into the fold, so to speak, in rebuilding what used to be a community of players and a better game experience for us all.
That list of official newspapers needs editing also since the DoE and DoI no longer exist. The Pony Express hasn't been published in 4ever. The last DoD or ASS update was weeks ago. As far as I now Congress and Pacifica never publish and the last 2 are a FN joke.
So there you are America, a list of 'eUSA Forum meta government' failures; all in one place.
Last night, I replaced the DoE and DoI on the bar with the DoCA for inclusion in future publications.
The DoD is updated every two days, as always. It has not been "weeks," as you claim.
Evry brought back The Speaker's Word this term.
The Pony Express has been asked to be brought back by BB. It will be published on Saturdays as a weekly recap.
Thank you for your concern.
Nice.
The DoD gives out Daily Orders every 2 days, orders which are set in every MU in America; orders which might change 2 or 3 times a day. What I mean is America has not been updated ABOUT the DoD in weeks if not months.
The Speaker's Word hadn't been used in months and has been published once in recent weeks.
We have been told that before and still nothing.
Thanks for the info! I didn't notice it the error, actually.
every SecMed since me has missed it.
Those Media Updates are about as worthless as breast on a boar hog.
Once again a paid for subscription fails. First it's the Congressional Forums, now our 'National Radio Show' doesn't happen due to technical issues with a paid subscription. Not once has SFP's free Forum been unavailable, seems you get better service with a free accounts...just saying.
The NK segment was good information, and the whpr is the proper channel for that, I wouldn't say worthless.
Where would you suggest eNPR be hosted?
And in my experience, free forums go down too.
a) about a useless war, but I'll give you that...
b) how about anyone of these free services?
www.listen2myradio.com
www.wavestreaming.com
www.fastcast4u.com
c) in the several months I was on the Screamin' Eagle' it went down once, I have never had a problem with the SFP Forum. Not only is the 'eUSA Forum' down a lot, it lost most of our Congressional History during a server switch; which never happens with a free service.
Hello, I requested for CS yesterday, and I want to ask some things (not sure if this is the best place)
Is there any "closed borders" policy in course?
And besides requesting in that page, is there any other procedure, like sending a PM for the MoFA with more details about the request?
Thanks in advance!
(also voted because I saw a small horse)
All you need to do is fill out this application! http://tinyurl.com/eUSIESApp
Best of luck!
I can't wait to try Latvian KimChi! They'll love the winters in North Korea where your balls freeze off before you can throw your arms up and yell "Long Live The Dear Leader" 😃