[USWP] Vote USWP for Congress today!

Day 2,561, 19:44 • Published in USA USA • by Pfeiffer.


Another month, another batch of Congressmen.

As we often do in November, America heads to the polls right around Thanksgiving, and so any possible predictions that could be made about this election are up in the air. Will more people vote because it's a holiday and they have more free time, or fewer because they're all off doing way more important and interesting things?

I have no idea, but I do think the USWP has an incredibly strong slate of candidates this month.

First up:



These members were chosen for the top five slots due to a number of things. Dely is #1 for his tireless work messaging for the party, the rest you should all know from their time in the game, and their service in Congress. I know I personally look forward to seeing what shenanigans Animis can get up to next month.



Now, isn't this an odd bunch? Wild Owl has been the driving force behind American foreign affairs for...idk, over a year. Kemal is still our favorite incibro and economist-in-troll. john and Lothair might have flown under some peoples radar, but both are active and reliable when tasked with something that needs doing. Then there's some other wanker.



This third group features six as we earned 15 seats last month, so I wanted to bump that number by one so people know who is 'on the bubble'. Here we see lemi and Naz, both ready to lay waste to all in their path in their own special snowflake ways. Gnilraps...to whom you really shouldn't need an introduction at this point. Fanax and my bro tdwester bringing up the rear with Derphoof on the bubble. He gets the spanking that is spot 16 for disappearing on me last month, and making me do a tiny bit of actual work.

I'm keeping this short because...I'm writing it on mobile and I don't have time to type out more. Also I don't feel like it, today was long and blah and tomorrow looks to be more of the same, but then it's THANKSGIVING and every true American means that's worth celebrating.

I hope to return to my (as Gnil would say) regularly scheduled clicking some time tomorrow, but until then, as always

I remain,


Yours,


-Pfeiffer
USWP Party President

Taylor says vote USWP!

I busted my butt to get you a good Taylor for this article, despite being on my phone.