Today we have “The Drunk Donkey” as usual, there will be segments regarding IES, AMP and Christmas Congressionals. Stay Tuned!
Christmas Mood Music
Immigration Enforcement Service
Yesterday I presented my Immigration Report for the month of December in the 60th US Congress. After reviewing the tons of citizenship approvals this month the count is the following:
Number of Illegal Citizenship Approvals: 218
Number of Legal Citizenship Approvals: 55
Yes, AFA got almost the double of people they got last month, on the other hand, not all of those 218 approvals went to AFA, there is a percentage of Immigrants who do not join AFA despite their attempts. I’m sorry about not being able to dispose more numbers but those are only for government and US Congress eyes.
I’m really happy although with the IES Accuracy, over 90% of the people IES Approves are not PTOs and didn’t join AFA.
To all International citizens wishing to acquire America Citizenship, please follow the instructions here: IES Immigration Instructions
Don’t go through any other instance and do not try to bribe any congressmen.
American Military Party
So what’s up with AMP?!?
Well, first of all I would like to congratulate Soulsnight, she is the new AMP Retention Director. I have great faith she will do a very good work this month.
As for the congressionals, dear AMPs, I hereby present you your congress nominees:
1st: John Killah
2nd: Dr Luis Sentieiro
3rd: George S Patton Jr
7th: Pope Cali
8th: Mr. Swagg
11th: Israel Stevens
12th: Jason Statham Jr
16th: Lemon Vodka
17th: John Largo
18th: Brave Fighter
I would like to remind that this is the first list I received a couple days ago when PAC finished the selection, modifications might still happen at the descrition of the Party President.
To all of them, good luck and I really hope to see you all in congress!!!
Best Regards, your AMP Chief of Staff Dr Luis Sentieiro
Feel the F****** AMPs!!!!
Security and Anti Take-Over
The United States Government and the American Military Party wish you, fellow American citizen and AMPer a Merry Christmas!!!!
Please don’t forget about security and tomorrow, vote for any of the top 5 parties except AFA. But preferentially vote AMP!!!
Save America from the PTO horde!!!
I hope you enjoyed this time with “The drunk donkey” and I wish you a Merry Christmas.
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