[UKRP] Normal Service will be resumed shortly....

Day 3,403, 01:05 Published in United Kingdom United Kingdom by certacito


Barely a month ago, things were calm and peaceful in the eUK - we had changed our Alliance strategy to work with new and more powerful friends; this action had in turn led to the liberation of eUK territories and a resumption of normal commercial/Government activities in our green and pleasant land.

Even the emergence of an external threat in the form of the incredibly well resourced but unpredictable warlord Trico (user of the fabled Holy Credit Card of Antioch) was 'managed' - with a little help from our friends...

Suddenly and with little warning, our esteemed colleague Chaz, for whatever reason, managed to hit the EJECT button which caused his resignation from his elected post as Party President of the UKRP. This in turn set in motion a chain of events which led to our old friend Prince Harry (a character about whom whole volumes of eUK history could be written) becoming UKRP Party President. As Harry (aka Dapper) is not a long standing member of the UKRP the circumstances which caused this are best described as being slightly irregular.

Once in post - Harry set about implementing a series of changes to the Party profile - in fact, he pressed every button that the PP has - multiple times..... Consequently, the UKRP - normally a bastion of stability and reassuring normailty went through a number of profile changes - apparently aimed at amusing Harry (for the LOLs).... At the same time the Party sank from it's dominant #1 poisition down to #3 - possibly due to the loss of a number of Party Members who were uncomfortable with the sudden and random nature of the Party rebranding.

The UK Reform Party, normally the cornerstone of eUK politics, a bastion of stability, reliability and permanence - has been through testing times before - but has always re-emerged stronger and more unified than before. So - once again I urge the members of the Party to use their vote in the current Party Presidential elections to strighten out this short term wrinkle in our history.

I think that we have hd enough Harry/Dapper LOLs for now - Vote certacito for a resumption of normality within the UKRP!

USE YOUR UKRP VOTE TODAY FOR A BETTER PARTY!



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