[UKRP] Horice gave me the power, the power to make a list for Congress...

Day 2,591, 11:04 • Published in United Kingdom United Kingdom • by WookieO


Congress lists are troublesome things…


Gotta pick someone for Congress...even though it’s always a bad idea…

Having had a few weeks without Congress some people might argue we’re better off without it. Unfortunately it looks like we’ve got to get back to the madness that is Congress PMs, random tax change proposals and glorious CP impeachments this coming month.

Sitting here in my living room writing this article about Congress lists, I find myself drawn time and again to Horice’s newspaper and the glorious truths held within his amazing prose.

This is my third term as President of the UK Reform Party and as such it is also the third time I have had to order the list of potential UKRP Congress candidates.

In previous months I asked the party to write to me with words of beauty and wonder so that I might separate the wheat from the chaff.

However this month I needed extra help. So I looked to Horice, our badger stacking saviour, and I learned many things.

The most important ones were firstly how to stack badgers, secondly the correct way to tie a perfect Eldredge knot in your best silk tie and of course thirdly, the method of divining the premier Congress list during a Spamican Presidency and on a day ending in a ‘y’.


Yes, it’s a tie…it binds

Naturally I cannot reveal the amazing words of wisdom that Horice imparted to me this month, but I hope my choice of ordering our UKRP candidates below will go some way to showing you, the eUK, how a top five party should act.





The UKRP Congress candidates in all their glory:





Plus ArgoFookYourself, ilphen, Cerillion, Darkmantle, GLaDOS, Samantha Boyd, dartheleven and Rammkaiser.





This is a cracking line up of Congressmen, both young, old and bleedin’ ancient. We do need all UKRPers to make a concerted effort to log on and take part in the election, plus those who see the wondrous nature of these candidates to click the UKRP button too.

You may not have voted for the UKRP in the past, but this article has obviously won you over. Now go forth and make sure you vote UKRP this Christmas!

Thanks for reading and have a wonderfully spiffing holiday 😃

WookieO

UK Reform Party President
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