[UKGov]UK Today - Day 1,314
eUK Home Office
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The Congress Elections are over and it all went smoothly without any problems faced over the threat of a PTO, thanks to the great teamwork which saw people from opposite parties moving across to help block seats. There may have been a bit of drama later in the day, but overall the election went smoothly and was a real credit to people's hard work. If you got elected congratulations, though for those that missed out we offer our commiserations and hope for better luck next month if you decide to run. Now we get to look forward to Presidential Elections on the 5th July. \o/
If over the last few days you were seeing a few Irish Resistance Wars spring up and, in some cases, we lost them, do not fear as they will be returned to their rightful owner very soon. The United Kingdom. Their attempts it must be said were not valiant and brave because they have gained nothing out of it, in-fact they are now worse off. We all need something to make up our week, and as it's a Sunday I'm going to treat you. Have a look at how many Congress Members each of the top 5 Irish parties have. Can anyone else see a rather repetitive pattern appearing here? Yes, that's right, they have no Congress Members. So sit back, make a cup of tea, dunk those Rich Teas, and watch the Irish begin to vanish off the map yet again.
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In the last article we saw Gambit8's newspaper, the Gambit Lowdown win a a Silver Newspaper award. Today we are very sorry to say that there is not a newspaper award today, but do not fear, we have an Article Award! Who is this lucky person I hear you saying, well it's actually a new person called Adam Susan for his delightful article about Starting Erepublik. Well done Adam!
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Daniel Thorrold
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Pertamax!
😃
>roll up for the round up
You f*cking serious?
Problem Chewie?
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Dunk Rich Tea's?! I ABHOR the idea, am down-right disgusted by it! Dunk me instead, you'll find that I'm much more satisfying, I assure you.
Thank you very much for the award! Totally unexpected seeing as i was writing for another one haha. I wanted to help new players out because there is literally no help at all, i started 5 days ago so i know how weird it was understanding everything i just wanted to help others out 🙂
The links in this article should be posted on the welcoming message upon birth, aswell as a total rewording may i add, as i didn't even bother reading it because it was so clumped up!
Congrats Adam 🙂, The Irish can not do anything but troll us ....
Custard Creams are far too good to be ruined by being dunked!
Use Gingernuts for dunking instead.
GINGERNUTS ARE FOUL.
HOBNOBS ARE BEST.
HOBNOBS ARE SOOO GOOD.
BUT GINGERNUTS ARE ALSO GOOD.
CUSTARD CREAMS AREN'T FOR A' DUNKIN, THEY GET ALL SOGGY.
EVERYONE KNOWS YOU DUNK DIGESTIVES YOU SILLIES
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