[UK] Moving out!

Day 2,272, 12:29 Published in United Kingdom United Kingdom by perilouspanther

Fellow citizens,

This is a suggestion and plan. As we all know Lithuania in a turn of events has lost Finland, most of Sweden and Norway. This gives us a perfect chance to get into their place and recapture these 'Barbarian' countries. But at the same time we must support Lithuania on their last Swede region.



I would also like to congratulate both our new and old Country Presidents. Kravenn has done a splendid job in getting our country up and running and after our total crisis he has got us up to a fit state. Kravenn has also got us a few more regions and allies. Count Drakula is already performing his role well and has released an opening article about his first day in Parliament! I think this term will be one of the best terms!



How about a couple of jokes to end this article eh?

A man goes to Spain and attends a bullfight. Afterwards he goes to a nearby restaurant and orders the specialty of the day. The waiter brings him two very big balls on a huge plate, which the tourist eats with relish. The next day he goes to the same restaurant again, once again orders the specialty of the day, and he is brought two very big balls on a huge plate. It tastes even more scrumptious.
The third day he does the same and the fourth, but on the fifth day he goes to the restaurant and orders the specialty of the day, and they bring him two very small balls on a big plate. The man asks, "What gives?"
And the waiter says, "Senor, the bullfighter doesn't always win!"



In an attempt to thwart the spread of bird flu, President George W. Bush has bombed the Canary Islands. Turkey is next.


Until next article,