[TUP] WE SUPPORT HUEY

Day 5,613, 11:18 • Published in United Kingdom United Kingdom • by CptChazbeard


As my wife often says to me “I want a divorce” so you too may be wondering what the hell am I doing here? How did eSweden's finest meatball become the spokesperson for the eUK's most bloated corpse?



So here I am. CptChazbeard. Russia's greatest love machine and OFFICIAL Spokesperson for the great zombie hoard.

It gives me great pleasure to announce that TUP will be supporting Huey George in the forthcoming election and not one of the joke candidates as per my bosses orders.

An artists impression of Huey getting out of the shower

Why Are We Supporting Huey?

Shockingly, despite being a member of the party for over an entire day, I am yet to be welcomed into the inner rectum sanctum of the cult's brainstorming club. Bearing that in mind and the absolute lack of any manifesto I've had to guess as to why we've chosen one candidate over another.

We here at The aUtistic and Dislexick Party (TUP for short) can't stand change and spelling is a real challenge. Having a permanent president to click the buttons and whose name isn't particularly challenging is an absolute wet dream for us.

Of course all individuals are free to vote for whoever they wish to...however if you don't toe the party line we will track you down, set fire to your mother's basement and beat you with cushions with very pointy corners.

Hugs n Kisses
Da Unity Party xxx