[TDK] Do not go gentle into that good night

Day 2,995, 14:07 • Published in USA Pakistan • by Nastoor

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Citizens of the eUSA,


First off, if the primaries are on in your party, go and vote.

Secondly, I'm a little sick in RL, so if it feels like I didn't put my 100% into this article, you know why.



Anyways, I got tired of answering, like every other President before me, 'I can't do anything' to the question of tax reform. The 25% tax is the elephant of the room this month, even though we've had a huge war, this tax still makes it out on top. And I'm tired of ignoring the question and giving vague answers which all mean 'I can't help you'.

We all know that the Country President has no direct control over the taxes. But that doesn't mean that with enough resources one can not change or provide any alternative to the tax issue.

I have an idea.

Let's say, the tax increase from 15% to 25% gives us an increase of $100,000 income daily. (These figures are not exact, we can take exact averages for this, that's not a problem.)

Each month, this nets us $3,000,000.

In 3 10 day periods, I will donate(from my personal funds) the amount of $3,000,000(Notice these are rough estimates and only being used as an example.)

This will provide our treasury with the funding it needs. Here's the fun part: For the time-period that I will have provided them the funding, I will request Congress to decrease the tax rate from 25% to 15% as they have already received the funding they were supposed to get.



Now either Congress approves or disapproves this plan. I doubt they'd disapprove considering the pressure they're under, but if they do disapprove, there is a plan for that too.

For all US company owners, I will compensate the $ that they are losing due to the 15% to 25% tax increase. It will be as simple as verifying your companies, filling up a form, and you'll start receiving your compensations and make profits again.




I did my best to save us govt. $ with my own CO's recently, but that obviously didn't do the trick. There are not many realistic solutions to this problem, but what I am bringing to the table is one of the only solutions to this issue that might be agreeable to all parties and I am ready to make this sacrifice. Give me your comments and ideas if you have any, I'd like to hear from you.

And don't forget, go to your party primaries and vote. 😁


V/r,

The Dark Knight. ^_~