[SPAM] Organs of Government

Day 3,058, 03:42 • Published in United Kingdom United Kingdom • by Karacticus


Dear reader you may well have noticed that I am running for CP.
This is in no way a clerical error or a game fault.

As Spammicans we feel that what is now needed in this country (or the bits that are left) is a lurch to the ridiculous.

For too long we've been farting around in the garden of fail. This will not do and we intend to move this country to the patio of success.


The patio of success in the garden of fail.

Our Goals

We have two goals.

1). Win the game.
2). Be the best.


Winner

These are two strong aims that every Erep player can get behind. Added to this we will re-brand this country and reduce the total number of parties to one.

No longer will you have to worry about choice for under our one party Spammican state you will be told what to do.

But what if we don't like what we're told to do?

Simple. You'll be vilified and asked to move to Denmark. The Danes have been very nice about this and are happy to take any dissenters.


The Cabinet.

This has been a difficult task.
I wanted to put together a cabinet of people who would do as they are told and follow the Spammican cause blindly.

I think you'll agree this is the best we could do.

VcP : Horice. He's very inactive and would present little or no opposition to my correct decisions.

MoF : Nobody. It's a boring job so we're abolishing it. Spreadsheets are shite.

MoFA : JohnGB. John has the initials GB in his username. I assume this stands for Great Britain. This in turn means he's a patriot and will champion our nation above all else.

MoD : I looked at who's online and have choosen PotatoJedi.

MoE😨 This will be rotating role with each member of the Spammican party having a go.

MoHA : Mr Woldy has agreed not to do this.


Quite simply the best.




Thank you for your time.
We look forward to governing you shortly.


Regards

K